Dean on leaving the bush tucker trial covered in yellow slime and smelly fly lava.
<Exits stage left> Bump, "Help"
<Exits stage left> Bump, "Help"
Funniest line of the show so far!
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Tonight!
David to Matt: "Is there anything you wouldn't do right now in order to get food?"
Matt "Well, I wouldn't let someone urinate on me or anything"
David "Well....If it were Myleene........."
David to Matt: "Is there anything you wouldn't do right now in order to get food?"
Matt "Well, I wouldn't let someone urinate on me or anything"
David "Well....If it were Myleene........."
Scott: I'm quite good at grabbing.
What so being able to grab constitutes a talent to him does it??
I liked a quote from episode 1 where the bungee instructor told Matt and Lauren they had nothing to fear but fear itself and Matt replied with Yeah but fear's pretty scary.
Quite a few of David's anecdotes are amusing as well - especially when he knows he's got himself into a hole that it's impossible to get out of. And Jason now playing him at his own game is quite funny. i.e tonight where he made David name these people who died.
What so being able to grab constitutes a talent to him does it??
I liked a quote from episode 1 where the bungee instructor told Matt and Lauren they had nothing to fear but fear itself and Matt replied with Yeah but fear's pretty scary.
Quite a few of David's anecdotes are amusing as well - especially when he knows he's got himself into a hole that it's impossible to get out of. And Jason now playing him at his own game is quite funny. i.e tonight where he made David name these people who died.
Originally Posted by andallthatjazz:
“David & his "family history" (w/ Myleene as his audience) ....
"I was born in Taiwan"
"My father was a fisherman"
"My mother was a nun"
- Myleene - Really? ( with a gullible look on her face)
"I was adopted"
"My father has one leg"
"My mother has one leg"
”
“David & his "family history" (w/ Myleene as his audience) ....
"I was born in Taiwan"
"My father was a fisherman"
"My mother was a nun"
- Myleene - Really? ( with a gullible look on her face)
"I was adopted"
"My father has one leg"
"My mother has one leg"
”
That was great, especially looking at Myleene wondering when the penny will drop...
Man, some of the best ones came last night...
Matt - "I'd probably let someone punch me in the face. For a kebab"
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Toby Anstis' cursing in the video room thingy was hilarious.
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When the boys got the question wrong for the Champers and Chocolate...
Gaffney - "Who are they?"
Someone - "Torvill & Dean"
Someone else - "A plastic rat! What the...?!"
Someone else - "Shall we burn Torvill & Dean?"
Someone else - "Yeah, burn them!"
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Toby Anstis - "We told the girls we'd shout if we got the question right..shall we do it anyway?"
(The boys start screaming)
Phina - "Aww, they got it right. The boys got the chocolate!"
Matt - "I'd probably let someone punch me in the face. For a kebab"
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Toby Anstis' cursing in the video room thingy was hilarious.
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When the boys got the question wrong for the Champers and Chocolate...
Gaffney - "Who are they?"
Someone - "Torvill & Dean"
Someone else - "A plastic rat! What the...?!"
Someone else - "Shall we burn Torvill & Dean?"
Someone else - "Yeah, burn them!"
_______________
Toby Anstis - "We told the girls we'd shout if we got the question right..shall we do it anyway?"
(The boys start screaming)
Phina - "Aww, they got it right. The boys got the chocolate!"
Originally Posted by jodenice:
“I like Davids throwaway comment last night
'I thought Jan would have eaten the Kangaroos Penis'”
“I like Davids throwaway comment last night
'I thought Jan would have eaten the Kangaroos Penis'”
Hahaha, I forgot about that!
Toby: "Vaginica?!.... what would you call her around the house? 'Hey VAG...'!"
Matt: "I would let someone punch me in the face...... for a kebab"
- only saw that on the trailer, don't think it was on the show.
David: "His mother wanted to call him HI & his father wanted to call him ME..... so they called him Himee"
Practically everything David say's make me pi*s myself & Ant's impersonations of Scott make me laugh too.
Last edited by RedHed : 23-11-2006 at 11:46
Matt: "I would let someone punch me in the face...... for a kebab"
- only saw that on the trailer, don't think it was on the show.
David: "His mother wanted to call him HI & his father wanted to call him ME..... so they called him Himee"
Practically everything David say's make me pi*s myself & Ant's impersonations of Scott make me laugh too.
Last edited by RedHed : 23-11-2006 at 11:46
Originally Posted by waterloosunset:
“Not sure what the funniest line is but I know it will have been delivered by either Ant or Dec. Those two still make the show work for me.
”
“Not sure what the funniest line is but I know it will have been delivered by either Ant or Dec. Those two still make the show work for me.
”
when they were doing the jan fan stuff i was pmsl
Originally Posted by RedHed:
“David: "His mother wanted to call him HI & his father wanted to call him ME..... so they called him Himee"
”
“David: "His mother wanted to call him HI & his father wanted to call him ME..... so they called him Himee"
”
That had me in bits.. very funny, he's so serious when he tells his mad stories aswell.
Jan Leeming - "There's no way I'm chewing on an anus!"
If it's true and she never has, then this makes her highly impressive in my eyes - for someone to have got as far in TV as she has on merit alone is quite a feat.
If it's true and she never has, then this makes her highly impressive in my eyes - for someone to have got as far in TV as she has on merit alone is quite a feat.
Originally Posted by jodenice:
“I like Davids throwaway comment last night
'I thought Jan would have eaten the Kangaroos Penis'”
“I like Davids throwaway comment last night
'I thought Jan would have eaten the Kangaroos Penis'”
And Scotts retort:
I imagine its the nearest she's been to one in years...or something along those lines
Last edited by Mrs Harman : 23-11-2006 at 15:44
Myleene saying "Really?" after every one of David's fibs made me laugh
"Rewind" from Lauren was funny too
but surely the funniest 'line' was Dean's crash course in Japanese, funny everytime I hear it
"Rewind" from Lauren was funny too
but surely the funniest 'line' was Dean's crash course in Japanese, funny everytime I hear it
Originally Posted by Dadaist:
“Jan Leeming - "There's no way I'm chewing on an anus!"
If it's true and she never has, then this makes her highly impressive in my eyes - for someone to have got as far in TV as she has on merit alone is quite a feat.”
“Jan Leeming - "There's no way I'm chewing on an anus!"
If it's true and she never has, then this makes her highly impressive in my eyes - for someone to have got as far in TV as she has on merit alone is quite a feat.”
She's probably licked a few though.
Ant & Dec's list of celebspeaks we've not yet heard - "You've not seen the best of me yet" "Rollercoaster ride" etc...
Originally Posted by SimonChimp:
“Ant & Dec's list of celebspeaks we've not yet heard - "You've not seen the best of me yet" "Rollercoaster ride" etc...”
“Ant & Dec's list of celebspeaks we've not yet heard - "You've not seen the best of me yet" "Rollercoaster ride" etc...”
Emotional journey....
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