You are watching ITT - The Home Shopping Channel. And over to your host, Caudia...

Claudia: Thank you very much. Just to remind you that in the last hour, on offer to you were Michael Bolton CDs. Bo Selecta DVDs and The David Cassidy Greatest Hits Collection. Sorry we didn't have time to bring you the Michael Ball box set, but we'll come back to that at a later date. Now, let me introduce our next guest, England Cricketer Darren Gough.

Darren: Eh up, thank you Claudia.

Claudia: Now Darren, I believe you have on offer for us this evening a new sports quiz DVD?

Darren: Aye. Tis called "Utterly Fantastic Sports Quiz".

Claudia: Let's see a clip...

VT Runs

Claudia: Well that looks brilliant. Don't forget at home that Darrens DVD is available to you through ITT. Just ring the number on the screen. Darren, I believe that you also have a book on offer to our viewers?

Darren: I make you right, Claudia. It's a book about me experiences in dancing.

Claudia: I didn't know you could dance?

Darren: Aye! I went on a show called Strictly Come Dancing. Have you seen it?

Claudia: Um...no. I'm not familiar with it. Then again, we don't really get involved in dancing on ITT.

Darren: Can I just say as well that I'm also doing a dance teaching tour sponsored by Persi....

Claudia: Sorry Darren, we can't have any shameless plugging on ITT. Anyway, back to your book. Who is that on the cover with you?

Darren: Dunno. Never got to see her face.

Claudia: Well, I don't know how much our viewers will be interested in dance, but the number is on the screen if you want to buy the book. Coming up in the next hour are CD collections from Girls Aloud and Madness. And Mel C will be dropping in.....
Last edited by Quizmike : 23-11-2006 at 12:23

Brilliant!

Brilliant

** whispers don't forget Meatloaf and the Sugarbabes **

** or Mel C - although is she classed more as a member of staff than visitor **
Last edited by mindyann : 23-11-2006 at 12:16

******lmao******

*applauds* VG!

Excellent!!

At least Darren Gough has a link to Strictly, unlike the Sugababes! But I do agree, the whole "let's just see a clip of..." is getting annoying.

Personally I think it's a shame that ITT doesn't really branch out more - surely Jade Goody has an aerobics video to flog ? or Halfords have a new exhaust system ? As we all know, mechanics are experts at ballroom dancing and will no doubt have some fascinating things to say about the reverse fleckerl. Joan Rivers is always a good bet to flog some cheap cubic zirconia jewellery and not forgetting George Foreman who can grill a fat free steak whilst telling us that yes, "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts" will be a good choice for the Samba.

Come on ITT, you're missing the boat here !

Bwahahahah! Brilliant, but, sadly, also very, very true.

Superb, Quizmike...... could this be the new alternative to Strictly Bridget Jones ??? I hope so.....

LMAO.

Wicked and true.

Well done Quizmike. SENT IT IN TO Claudia at ITT BBC.

Bravo! Very astute!

harharharharha. Superb!

Thank you all for your kind words. Glad you enjoyed it

Can you send a link to the BBC lackies that check the forums?!

Am a bit shy and embarrassed about doing that (plus I don't know how), but I'm sure it will be read!

LMAO!! Thats great!

Here's my effort....


Claudia: And now we have on the sofa, Pauline Quirke! So Pauline, what are you plugging??

Pauline: Erm, nothing, I'm here to talk about SCD.

Claudia: About what? Anyway, so what new TV programme do you have out?

Pauline: I don't, but I do love Matt and Lilia!

Claudia: Who? Oh right! But do you have a charity record out?

Pauline: Nope! Just totally addicted to the show! LOVED last weeks, I have an unhealthy obsession...

Claudia: Book? Film? Magazine article???

Pauline: No....

Claudia: *coughs* Well, thankyou Pauline! Tomorrow we'll be back to normal and have a guest on who has never seen the show! Bye!!




Disclaimer: Love Claudia!

Very funny guys! Lets hope someone from the Beeb is reading this.
Perhaps on the forums we should just start talking about the ITT guest sellers instead of the dancing, that might make the suits think.

Fi- you forgot to add that Claudia would have done a double take that Pauline didn;t say Emma and Darren!

I love both of these can we all send them to the beeb?!

Absolutely brilliant Quizmike, I felt I was almost back there! I so agree with FelineFantastic, we should defo ALL send them to the beeb, can just see their faces

So cutting, so true. I wish they would do more with this programme - at least give Marian Keyes a regular slot?

Ahh, I love Marian Keyes - although she could rival Claudia in the footwear department.
I still haven't got over the purple boots she wore on Big Brothers Little Brother this year
They were fab.

Ah someone else noticed that then.... What with Darren Gough on (what day of the week is it?.... not quite sure these days), Michael Ball (what a joke that single was, he just can't do Rainbow's greatest hit can he?) AND Michael Bolton flogging HIS CD, I keep expecting someone to come on and do cheesy links to the web site where the whole range of ITT products can be bought at any time.

Very Very funny.

Although it's a very sad state of affairs when what is supposed to be a program about the DANCE show, has more plugs than the plumbing centre.

We all expect the celebs taking part to do well career wise after the show finishes, but to have every celeb with a product to sell through the door it makes my heart sink.

Pauling Quirke was fabulous and I love Marian Keyes. Not just because they have actually watched more than one episode of SCD, but because they have the same love for the program that we do.

I hoped for a while there ( there was a week when we had hardly any plugs) the Beeb in it's wisdom had been listening to us about Camera work, the endless conveyor belt of pluggers and more training footage to be shown. This week however proves they have thrown all that out of the window. We are being bombarded with pre Christmas cut price bin cd's and Dvd's.
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