He just cracks me up!!! no wonder he spends so much time in bed. It's probably how he comes up with all these hillarious stories. I personally hope he wins. 
David "HILLARIOUS" Gest
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Yep, my favourite will always be the one who makes me laugh and that's David, no contest. Who'd have thought he would turn out to be the star of the show?
Originally Posted by flowerlady:
“He just cracks me up!!! no wonder he spends so much time in bed. It's probably how he comes up with all these hillarious stories. I personally hope he wins.”
“He just cracks me up!!! no wonder he spends so much time in bed. It's probably how he comes up with all these hillarious stories. I personally hope he wins.
”
Mum? Is that you?
On topic: I too am amazed at how well he's adapted to the jungle. I was expecting something more like what Scott did.
I love David. Not only is he a complete weirdo but he also seems a nice and genuine bloke.
I loved him talking about the albino hotel and him going up to the camera with the lizard (couldn't see what it was but it looked like a lizard
) saying "I'm naming this Bonnie"
I loved him talking about the albino hotel and him going up to the camera with the lizard (couldn't see what it was but it looked like a lizard
) saying "I'm naming this Bonnie"
Originally Posted by Rogana Josh:
“He needs a TV show and hopefully here in the UK!”
“He needs a TV show and hopefully here in the UK!
”
Definately!!!!
I know he,s not Gods gift to women but theres something about him thats kind of "cute".
Any man who can make a woman laugh is on to a winner(oh yes,he has a few bob too!!)now I know why I find him kind of cute!!
Really enjoyed watching him tonight,very funny indeed.
Any man who can make a woman laugh is on to a winner(oh yes,he has a few bob too!!)now I know why I find him kind of cute!!
Really enjoyed watching him tonight,very funny indeed.
Originally Posted by Rogana Josh:
“He needs a TV show and hopefully here in the UK!”
“He needs a TV show and hopefully here in the UK!
”
well they are bringing back Jackanory...
Originally Posted by Chisato Geeste:
“I think I would prefer him without 4 or 5 of the celebrities in the camp firmly wedged up his a*se.”
“I think I would prefer him without 4 or 5 of the celebrities in the camp firmly wedged up his a*se.”
I knew a man who had 4 or 5 celebrities wedged up his a*se, and a week later he DIED!
The celebs seem to start to believe him at the start, then you can see the wonder come over their faces, thats what makes it so funny, Myleene was cracking up over it tonight and i wasn't far behind her. he is an absolute corker!!!!
on the first day in the jungle
David gave to us
an eel that was at David's wedding
on the second day in the jungle
David gave to us
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
on the third day in the jungle
David gave to us
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
on the fourth day in the jungle
David gave to us
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
on the fifth day in the jungle
David gave to us
I know a man that died ( of no sugar)
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
on the sixth day in the jungle
David gave to us
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
on the seventh day in the jungle
David gave to us
my dad was a fisher
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
on the eighth day in the jungle
David gave to us
I was adopted
my dad was a fisher
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
on the ninth day in the jungle
David gave to us
one legged parents
I was adopted
my dad was a fisher
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
on the tenth day in the jungle
David gave to us
I know three men who died (of no food)
one legged parents
I was adopted
my dad was a fisher
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
on the eleventh day in the jungle
David gave to us
Chinese girls with herpes
I know three men who died
one legged parents
I was adopted
my dad was a fisher
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
on the twelfth day in the jungle
David gave to us
hotel albino
Chinese girls with herpes
I know three men who died
one legged parents
I was adopted
my dad was a fisher
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
David gave to us
an eel that was at David's wedding
on the second day in the jungle
David gave to us
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
on the third day in the jungle
David gave to us
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
on the fourth day in the jungle
David gave to us
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
on the fifth day in the jungle
David gave to us
I know a man that died ( of no sugar)
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
on the sixth day in the jungle
David gave to us
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
on the seventh day in the jungle
David gave to us
my dad was a fisher
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
on the eighth day in the jungle
David gave to us
I was adopted
my dad was a fisher
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
on the ninth day in the jungle
David gave to us
one legged parents
I was adopted
my dad was a fisher
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
on the tenth day in the jungle
David gave to us
I know three men who died (of no food)
one legged parents
I was adopted
my dad was a fisher
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
on the eleventh day in the jungle
David gave to us
Chinese girls with herpes
I know three men who died
one legged parents
I was adopted
my dad was a fisher
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
on the twelfth day in the jungle
David gave to us
hotel albino
Chinese girls with herpes
I know three men who died
one legged parents
I was adopted
my dad was a fisher
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
Originally Posted by lmh555:
“on the first day in the jungle
David gave to us
an eel that was at David's wedding
on the second day in the jungle
David gave to us
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
on the third day in the jungle
David gave to us
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
on the fourth day in the jungle
David gave to us
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
on the fifth day in the jungle
David gave to us
I know a man that died ( of no sugar)
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
on the sixth day in the jungle
David gave to us
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
on the seventh day in the jungle
David gave to us
my dad was a fisher
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
on the eighth day in the jungle
David gave to us
I was adopted
my dad was a fisher
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
on the ninth day in the jungle
David gave to us
one legged parents
I was adopted
my dad was a fisher
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
on the tenth day in the jungle
David gave to us
I know three men who died (of no food)
one legged parents
I was adopted
my dad was a fisher
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
on the eleventh day in the jungle
David gave to us
Chinese girls with herpes
I know three men who died
one legged parents
I was adopted
my dad was a fisher
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
on the twelfth day in the jungle
David gave to us
hotel albino
Chinese girls with herpes
I know three men who died
one legged parents
I was adopted
my dad was a fisher
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding”
“on the first day in the jungle
David gave to us
an eel that was at David's wedding
on the second day in the jungle
David gave to us
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
on the third day in the jungle
David gave to us
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
on the fourth day in the jungle
David gave to us
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
on the fifth day in the jungle
David gave to us
I know a man that died ( of no sugar)
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
on the sixth day in the jungle
David gave to us
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
on the seventh day in the jungle
David gave to us
my dad was a fisher
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
on the eighth day in the jungle
David gave to us
I was adopted
my dad was a fisher
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
on the ninth day in the jungle
David gave to us
one legged parents
I was adopted
my dad was a fisher
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
on the tenth day in the jungle
David gave to us
I know three men who died (of no food)
one legged parents
I was adopted
my dad was a fisher
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
on the eleventh day in the jungle
David gave to us
Chinese girls with herpes
I know three men who died
one legged parents
I was adopted
my dad was a fisher
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
on the twelfth day in the jungle
David gave to us
hotel albino
Chinese girls with herpes
I know three men who died
one legged parents
I was adopted
my dad was a fisher
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding”
BRILLIANT!!!!!!
Originally Posted by lmh555:
“on the first day in the jungle
David gave to us
an eel that was at David's wedding
on the second day in the jungle
David gave to us
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
on the third day in the jungle
David gave to us
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
on the fourth day in the jungle
David gave to us
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
on the fifth day in the jungle
David gave to us
I know a man that died ( of no sugar)
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
on the sixth day in the jungle
David gave to us
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
on the seventh day in the jungle
David gave to us
my dad was a fisher
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
on the eighth day in the jungle
David gave to us
I was adopted
my dad was a fisher
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
on the ninth day in the jungle
David gave to us
one legged parents
I was adopted
my dad was a fisher
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
on the tenth day in the jungle
David gave to us
I know three men who died (of no food)
one legged parents
I was adopted
my dad was a fisher
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
on the eleventh day in the jungle
David gave to us
Chinese girls with herpes
I know three men who died
one legged parents
I was adopted
my dad was a fisher
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
on the twelfth day in the jungle
David gave to us
hotel albino
Chinese girls with herpes
I know three men who died
one legged parents
I was adopted
my dad was a fisher
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding”
“on the first day in the jungle
David gave to us
an eel that was at David's wedding
on the second day in the jungle
David gave to us
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
on the third day in the jungle
David gave to us
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
on the fourth day in the jungle
David gave to us
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
on the fifth day in the jungle
David gave to us
I know a man that died ( of no sugar)
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
on the sixth day in the jungle
David gave to us
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
on the seventh day in the jungle
David gave to us
my dad was a fisher
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
on the eighth day in the jungle
David gave to us
I was adopted
my dad was a fisher
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
on the ninth day in the jungle
David gave to us
one legged parents
I was adopted
my dad was a fisher
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
on the tenth day in the jungle
David gave to us
I know three men who died (of no food)
one legged parents
I was adopted
my dad was a fisher
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
on the eleventh day in the jungle
David gave to us
Chinese girls with herpes
I know three men who died
one legged parents
I was adopted
my dad was a fisher
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
on the twelfth day in the jungle
David gave to us
hotel albino
Chinese girls with herpes
I know three men who died
one legged parents
I was adopted
my dad was a fisher
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding”
I'm going to be singing that all day tomorrow
Originally Posted by lmh555:
“on the first day in the jungle
David gave to us
an eel that was at David's wedding
on the second day in the jungle
David gave to us
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
on the third day in the jungle
David gave to us
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
on the fourth day in the jungle
David gave to us
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
on the fifth day in the jungle
David gave to us
I know a man that died ( of no sugar)
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
on the sixth day in the jungle
David gave to us
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
on the seventh day in the jungle
David gave to us
my dad was a fisher
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
on the eighth day in the jungle
David gave to us
I was adopted
my dad was a fisher
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
on the ninth day in the jungle
David gave to us
one legged parents
I was adopted
my dad was a fisher
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
on the tenth day in the jungle
David gave to us
I know three men who died (of no food)
one legged parents
I was adopted
my dad was a fisher
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
on the eleventh day in the jungle
David gave to us
Chinese girls with herpes
I know three men who died
one legged parents
I was adopted
my dad was a fisher
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
on the twelfth day in the jungle
David gave to us
hotel albino
Chinese girls with herpes
I know three men who died
one legged parents
I was adopted
my dad was a fisher
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding”
“on the first day in the jungle
David gave to us
an eel that was at David's wedding
on the second day in the jungle
David gave to us
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
on the third day in the jungle
David gave to us
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
on the fourth day in the jungle
David gave to us
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
on the fifth day in the jungle
David gave to us
I know a man that died ( of no sugar)
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
on the sixth day in the jungle
David gave to us
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
on the seventh day in the jungle
David gave to us
my dad was a fisher
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
on the eighth day in the jungle
David gave to us
I was adopted
my dad was a fisher
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
on the ninth day in the jungle
David gave to us
one legged parents
I was adopted
my dad was a fisher
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
on the tenth day in the jungle
David gave to us
I know three men who died (of no food)
one legged parents
I was adopted
my dad was a fisher
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
on the eleventh day in the jungle
David gave to us
Chinese girls with herpes
I know three men who died
one legged parents
I was adopted
my dad was a fisher
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
on the twelfth day in the jungle
David gave to us
hotel albino
Chinese girls with herpes
I know three men who died
one legged parents
I was adopted
my dad was a fisher
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding”
You Gotta send that in to Simon Cowell, Maybe Ray could sing it in swing fashion on the xmas x factor!! Lol
Originally Posted by pinky2006:
“I'm going to be singing that all day tomorrow”
“I'm going to be singing that all day tomorrow
”
Im singing it right now!!!
Best post so far,you clever bugger!!!
Originally Posted by lmh555:
“think i might put it out on the live forum tomorrow”
“think i might put it out on the live forum tomorrow”
You should do, it's brilliant.
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