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David "HILLARIOUS" Gest
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flowerlady
26-11-2006
He just cracks me up!!! no wonder he spends so much time in bed. It's probably how he comes up with all these hillarious stories. I personally hope he wins.
champagnequeen
26-11-2006
yes...Gesty to win...he can tell me his stories all day long!
chrisdebag
26-11-2006
i love his stories he has to win
lulu g
26-11-2006
Yep, my favourite will always be the one who makes me laugh and that's David, no contest. Who'd have thought he would turn out to be the star of the show?
FlowerChild
26-11-2006
Originally Posted by flowerlady:
“He just cracks me up!!! no wonder he spends so much time in bed. It's probably how he comes up with all these hillarious stories. I personally hope he wins. ”

Mum? Is that you?

On topic: I too am amazed at how well he's adapted to the jungle. I was expecting something more like what Scott did.
pinky2006
26-11-2006
I love David. Not only is he a complete weirdo but he also seems a nice and genuine bloke.

I loved him talking about the albino hotel and him going up to the camera with the lizard (couldn't see what it was but it looked like a lizard ) saying "I'm naming this Bonnie"
Rogana Josh
26-11-2006
He needs a TV show and hopefully here in the UK!
flowerlady
26-11-2006
Originally Posted by Rogana Josh:
“He needs a TV show and hopefully here in the UK! ”



Definately!!!!
Smiling-Angel
26-11-2006
I know he,s not Gods gift to women but theres something about him thats kind of "cute".

Any man who can make a woman laugh is on to a winner(oh yes,he has a few bob too!!)now I know why I find him kind of cute!!

Really enjoyed watching him tonight,very funny indeed.
Ovalteenie
26-11-2006
& its the way he tells them with such a deadpan

you just cant decide if to believe...
Chisato Geeste
26-11-2006
I think I would prefer him without 4 or 5 of the celebrities in the camp firmly wedged up his a*se.
Ovalteenie
26-11-2006
Originally Posted by Rogana Josh:
“He needs a TV show and hopefully here in the UK! ”

well they are bringing back Jackanory...
Rogana Josh
26-11-2006
We hear that every day from ITV
autumn
26-11-2006
I know a man who spelled hilarious with two l's........ then he died.
lulu g
26-11-2006
Originally Posted by Chisato Geeste:
“I think I would prefer him without 4 or 5 of the celebrities in the camp firmly wedged up his a*se.”

I knew a man who had 4 or 5 celebrities wedged up his a*se, and a week later he DIED!
flowerlady
26-11-2006
The celebs seem to start to believe him at the start, then you can see the wonder come over their faces, thats what makes it so funny, Myleene was cracking up over it tonight and i wasn't far behind her. he is an absolute corker!!!!
lmh555
26-11-2006
on the first day in the jungle
David gave to us
an eel that was at David's wedding

on the second day in the jungle
David gave to us
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding

on the third day in the jungle
David gave to us
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding

on the fourth day in the jungle
David gave to us
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding

on the fifth day in the jungle
David gave to us
I know a man that died ( of no sugar)
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding

on the sixth day in the jungle
David gave to us
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding

on the seventh day in the jungle
David gave to us
my dad was a fisher
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding

on the eighth day in the jungle
David gave to us
I was adopted
my dad was a fisher
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding

on the ninth day in the jungle
David gave to us
one legged parents
I was adopted
my dad was a fisher
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding

on the tenth day in the jungle
David gave to us
I know three men who died (of no food)
one legged parents
I was adopted
my dad was a fisher
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding

on the eleventh day in the jungle
David gave to us
Chinese girls with herpes
I know three men who died
one legged parents
I was adopted
my dad was a fisher
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding

on the twelfth day in the jungle
David gave to us
hotel albino
Chinese girls with herpes
I know three men who died
one legged parents
I was adopted
my dad was a fisher
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding
flowerlady
27-11-2006
Originally Posted by lmh555:
“on the first day in the jungle
David gave to us
an eel that was at David's wedding

on the second day in the jungle
David gave to us
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding

on the third day in the jungle
David gave to us
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding

on the fourth day in the jungle
David gave to us
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding

on the fifth day in the jungle
David gave to us
I know a man that died ( of no sugar)
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding

on the sixth day in the jungle
David gave to us
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding

on the seventh day in the jungle
David gave to us
my dad was a fisher
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding

on the eighth day in the jungle
David gave to us
I was adopted
my dad was a fisher
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding

on the ninth day in the jungle
David gave to us
one legged parents
I was adopted
my dad was a fisher
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding

on the tenth day in the jungle
David gave to us
I know three men who died (of no food)
one legged parents
I was adopted
my dad was a fisher
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding

on the eleventh day in the jungle
David gave to us
Chinese girls with herpes
I know three men who died
one legged parents
I was adopted
my dad was a fisher
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding

on the twelfth day in the jungle
David gave to us
hotel albino
Chinese girls with herpes
I know three men who died
one legged parents
I was adopted
my dad was a fisher
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding”

BRILLIANT!!!!!!
pinky2006
27-11-2006
Originally Posted by lmh555:
“on the first day in the jungle
David gave to us
an eel that was at David's wedding

on the second day in the jungle
David gave to us
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding

on the third day in the jungle
David gave to us
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding

on the fourth day in the jungle
David gave to us
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding

on the fifth day in the jungle
David gave to us
I know a man that died ( of no sugar)
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding

on the sixth day in the jungle
David gave to us
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding

on the seventh day in the jungle
David gave to us
my dad was a fisher
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding

on the eighth day in the jungle
David gave to us
I was adopted
my dad was a fisher
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding

on the ninth day in the jungle
David gave to us
one legged parents
I was adopted
my dad was a fisher
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding

on the tenth day in the jungle
David gave to us
I know three men who died (of no food)
one legged parents
I was adopted
my dad was a fisher
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding

on the eleventh day in the jungle
David gave to us
Chinese girls with herpes
I know three men who died
one legged parents
I was adopted
my dad was a fisher
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding

on the twelfth day in the jungle
David gave to us
hotel albino
Chinese girls with herpes
I know three men who died
one legged parents
I was adopted
my dad was a fisher
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding”

I'm going to be singing that all day tomorrow
lmh555
27-11-2006
think i might put it out on the live forum tomorrow
flowerlady
27-11-2006
Originally Posted by lmh555:
“on the first day in the jungle
David gave to us
an eel that was at David's wedding

on the second day in the jungle
David gave to us
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding

on the third day in the jungle
David gave to us
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding

on the fourth day in the jungle
David gave to us
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding

on the fifth day in the jungle
David gave to us
I know a man that died ( of no sugar)
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding

on the sixth day in the jungle
David gave to us
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding

on the seventh day in the jungle
David gave to us
my dad was a fisher
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding

on the eighth day in the jungle
David gave to us
I was adopted
my dad was a fisher
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding

on the ninth day in the jungle
David gave to us
one legged parents
I was adopted
my dad was a fisher
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding

on the tenth day in the jungle
David gave to us
I know three men who died (of no food)
one legged parents
I was adopted
my dad was a fisher
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding

on the eleventh day in the jungle
David gave to us
Chinese girls with herpes
I know three men who died
one legged parents
I was adopted
my dad was a fisher
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding

on the twelfth day in the jungle
David gave to us
hotel albino
Chinese girls with herpes
I know three men who died
one legged parents
I was adopted
my dad was a fisher
my mom was a nun
I know a man that died
there is no sugar
holy foccacia
my maid's Vaginica
and an eel that was at David's wedding”


You Gotta send that in to Simon Cowell, Maybe Ray could sing it in swing fashion on the xmas x factor!! Lol
Smiling-Angel
27-11-2006
Originally Posted by pinky2006:
“I'm going to be singing that all day tomorrow ”


Im singing it right now!!!

Best post so far,you clever bugger!!!
ronifto
27-11-2006
Originally Posted by lmh555:
“think i might put it out on the live forum tomorrow”


You should do, it's brilliant.
lulu g
27-11-2006
Well done, lmh555!
Rogana Josh
27-11-2006
PMSL that is excellent!
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