Superb.

Well done.........that was terrific !!

excellent!! really enjoyed that

That is so good!

What does holy foccacia mean- i keep hearing him saying it but don't understand it.

Americans tend to be more sensitive about swearing, so think of a word that sounds a bit like the first bit of foccacia.

Great post lmh555.

Wow, impressive, lmh555!

David really shows up how much we are at the mercy of ruthless journalists & publicists. Has he ever received good press anywhere? We would never have known what a natural comic he is! I hope Jonathan Ross grabs him for his show. David only seems to know about being on the "Phil & Fern Show"!

Am I the only person not finding David remotely funny?

I was yawning last night when he was going on about the albino hotel.

I love him.....................

he is a star!

get him on our tellybox!!

no wonder the "American press" don't like him - they prob don't get his sense of humour

and we doooooooooooooo!!



Al Bye No Heights

LMFAO!!

You could well be Bluefrog.

I'm recovering from abdominal surgery and I very nearly literally split my sides laughing

Very funny. This is going to be three pages long by the end of the series!

David to win! NO FOOD!
David to win! NO NOOKIE!
I can't even find myself a chocolate cookie!

He's hilarious. I can see though that the type of people who voted Kerry Katona to win a few years ago wouldnt find him remotely funny.

Still smarting about that result?

Poor old Myleene, did a great job on the BTT, only to be out done once again by David's fantastic 'Albino Heights' story! I damn near wet myself laughing!!!

What will David regale us with today - Nazis invented the internet, the moon is made of 0.2% cheese or is a patron of Alibino Chinese Girls with Herpes?