I can' t imagine that she is too pleased by how popular her Ex has become.
I wonder is Liza voting?
Liza's probably sat at albino heights with vaginaca semen. running up a massive phone bill voting for anyone other than David 
Originally Posted by flowerlady:
“Liza's probably sat at albino heights with vaginaca semen. running up a massive phone bill voting for anyone other than David”
“Liza's probably sat at albino heights with vaginaca semen. running up a massive phone bill voting for anyone other than David
”
In the dark!
Liza is voting for everyone else to get him out. But hes got the chinese girls with herpes all ringing up for him so he is bound to win
Liza will be in her big bed, throwing things at the telly while watching him. Screaming 'that bast**d', angry at the brits for loving him. Then cries her eyes out, holds her wedding photo close to her chest, black makeup rolling down her face, thinking back at the time when she fell in love with him, his black comic humore and his passion to support them poor chinese girls with herpes.
Now there's weird looking woman I could'nt take my eyes off her when she was on Parkinson's show a couple of weeks ago,she looked so freaky.
Wonder if 'Michael' is referring them all to his plastic surgeon.
Wonder if 'Michael' is referring them all to his plastic surgeon.
Originally Posted by GazDublin:
“Liza will be in her big bed, throwing things at the telly while watching him. Screaming 'that bast**d', angry at the brits for loving him. Then cries her eyes out, holds her wedding photo close to her chest, black makeup rolling down her face, thinking back at the time when she fell in love with him, his black comic humore and his passion to support them poor chinese girls with herpes.”
“Liza will be in her big bed, throwing things at the telly while watching him. Screaming 'that bast**d', angry at the brits for loving him. Then cries her eyes out, holds her wedding photo close to her chest, black makeup rolling down her face, thinking back at the time when she fell in love with him, his black comic humore and his passion to support them poor chinese girls with herpes.”
You have been reading too many Mills & Boon books
Liza..what good is sittin alone in your room come here the music play life is a cabaret old chum ....
A while ago both Liza and David were going to do a sort of Osbourne reality show, but for some reason it was cancelled due to disputes etc.
Now that David has made his own reality debut, I wonder how long before Liza does something?
Now that David has made his own reality debut, I wonder how long before Liza does something?
Originally Posted by cazzz:
“A while ago both Liza and David were going to do a sort of Osbourne reality show, but for some reason it was cancelled due to disputes etc.
Now that David has made his own reality debut, I wonder how long before Liza does something?”
“A while ago both Liza and David were going to do a sort of Osbourne reality show, but for some reason it was cancelled due to disputes etc.
Now that David has made his own reality debut, I wonder how long before Liza does something?
”
Maybe she'll slit her wrists now
Cazzz, you led me to a horrible idea....will she turn up on CBB?
Last edited by mazey : 27-11-2006 at 01:52
Last edited by mazey : 27-11-2006 at 01:52
I found this about their reality show - it was cancelled after a week. It does seem that Liza and David had fun together...shame it all went wrong...
http://www.time.com/time/columnist/s...393862,00.html
http://www.time.com/time/columnist/s...393862,00.html
Originally Posted by GazDublin:
“Liza will be in her big bed, throwing things at the telly while watching him. Screaming 'that bast**d', angry at the brits for loving him. Then cries her eyes out, holds her wedding photo close to her chest, black makeup rolling down her face, thinking back at the time when she fell in love with him, his black comic humore and his passion to support them poor chinese girls with herpes.”
“Liza will be in her big bed, throwing things at the telly while watching him. Screaming 'that bast**d', angry at the brits for loving him. Then cries her eyes out, holds her wedding photo close to her chest, black makeup rolling down her face, thinking back at the time when she fell in love with him, his black comic humore and his passion to support them poor chinese girls with herpes.”
This made me laugh, i bet this is exactly whats happening!
