So, Myleene Klass; she was supposed to be some kind of superbitch, responsible for ripping apart Hear'say with her selfish, conceited, stroppy, 'me me me' ways, wasn't she? According to the tabloid press at least, with a little egging on from a certain Ms Marsh of course...

So, when do we get to see some of these bitchy ways coming to the fore? Surely the paragons of honesty, truth, and impartiality at our trustworthy press didn't make it all up, did they? Surely Ms Klass isn't really just a decent, genuine girl, is she? Surely not!

..are you mad?, hide before the 'nice' brigade hunt you down for saying such horrible and hurtful untruths.

You can tell beneath that cheery smile is a viper capable of shooting you in the back.

How brave of you! Have you not read any of the many myleene-can-do-no-wrong threads

(I agree with you though )

so you believe the tabloids?

Says it all really


Remember what happened when people believed the tabloids about David Gest?

My god, how thick do I have to smear the sarcasm on for everyone to get it?

The point I was trying to make - for anyone whom it escaped - was a pisstake of the tabloid press; that here is yet another apparent example of their complete untrustworthiness. They were adamant for so long that Myleene was some sort of superbitch - an imposed reputation she paid for by being abused and assaulted in the street - when what we've seen up to yet would indicate completely the contrary.

Basically, if anyone was still under any doubt, if the tabloids proclaim anything, it's probably wisest to assume it's a made up piece of fictional bullsh*t, until proved otherwise.

Post of the series.


Regards

How would it hold the gun?

Post of the day.

You'd like to think that after their hatchet jobs of certain individuals are shown to be a load of cobblers (and the stuff written about David Gest has been far worse) then the tabloid journalists and editors would feel a sense of shame and humility and never do such a thing again.

It won't happen though - but at least it may get some people to question what they read in the tabloids a bit more - or, even better, stop reading them at all.

It's what is known as a metaphor.

That is not a metaphor