Originally Posted by gkmacca:
“This week on It Takes 2:
Monday: UN Secretary General Kofi Annan visits Emma to wish her luck on her journey. The Chuckle Brothers appear in the studio to say that Emma is 'super'.
Tuesday: Diana Ross asks 'Who is Emma Bunton?'. She's edited out of the show in favour of someone who used to be in T'Pau, who says Emma 'rocks'. Bruno appears to say Emma 'rocks'. Some bald bloke from Heat magazine appears, wearing an old t-shirt, dirty jeans and smelly trainers to say, in his expert opinion, Emma must win.
Wednesday: A young girl who has just recovered from Flu says Emma sent her a get well message, which made all the difference. Craig appears to berate the viewers and tell them not to watch if they can't see sense and vote for Emma.
Thursday: Professor Stephen Hawking sends a good luck message to Emma. Bruno appears to say Emma 'rocks'. Emma appears to say it's been a difficult week.
Friday: Funny man Joe Pasquale sends a good luck message to Emma. Someone who used to be in Emmerdale appears to say that Emma 'rocks'. Craig and Bruno appear to say how horrible the viewers are, then they cry and hug each other for comfort. Surprise guest Tony Blair appears to say that Emma 'rocks'.”
Please don't post things like this when people could be eating. I almost choked on my dinner!!!
And, lja401, as laudable as your defence of Emma is (and I'm an Emma fan too), the vast majority of posters on this thread are actually being funny (in some cases too much so!!! Really guys - stop, my sides are splitting!).

Maybe you should just join in the hilarity .. After all, laughter is good for the soul.