ROTFL!! Yeah Derchef that description is apt, it does look like that! 
What do you think the worst dance from all the Strictlys
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Originally Posted by Kelpy:
“It had such an unfortunate cringe factor to it - it was difficult to watch the first time, and every clip of it since I've had to turn away, it was just terrible. Much as I adore Anton, I hope it never sees the light of day again!”
“It had such an unfortunate cringe factor to it - it was difficult to watch the first time, and every clip of it since I've had to turn away, it was just terrible. Much as I adore Anton, I hope it never sees the light of day again!”
Oh come on, click here you know you want to.
Last edited by cissy scouse : 11-12-2006 at 13:48
FP rumba. I'll never forget that bit where she just fell over backwards. I thought she'd tripped or something.
Originally Posted by Kelpy:
“LOL if that was a real link I'd be hiding behind the sofa right about now.”
“LOL if that was a real link I'd be hiding behind the sofa right about now.
”
Well, watch this lovely dance instead: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N81Pr4VROpI
Last edited by cissy scouse : 11-12-2006 at 13:47
Originally Posted by cissy scouse:
“Well, watch this lovely dance instead: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N81Pr4VROpI”
“Well, watch this lovely dance instead: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N81Pr4VROpI”
*scratches at eyeballs*
y'know how some things improve with age, or don't look so bad on a second viewing...? Well that definitely isn't one of those things!
I hate to say it, but it wins the worst dance of this series award hands down!
Originally Posted by Coronis:
“Oh yes the ''I'll wiggle my bum coz I've forgotten my steps'' bit very odd and Anton's santa suit....say no more
”
“Oh yes the ''I'll wiggle my bum coz I've forgotten my steps'' bit very odd and Anton's santa suit....say no more
”
The worst thing was, seeing the training and SHE DID THAT MOVE??! It was choreographed that way
Oh it was? That makes it even worse! Shame on you Anton! (especially for that red suit....)
Last edited by Coronis : 11-12-2006 at 14:19
(especially for that red suit....)
Last edited by Coronis : 11-12-2006 at 14:19
Another vote for Carole Vordermann's rhumba.
The classy hair piece.
The flesh coloured frock.
The 'sexy' face, oh heavens - the sexy face ...
Eye bleach, eye bleach
The classy hair piece.
The flesh coloured frock.
The 'sexy' face, oh heavens - the sexy face ...
Eye bleach, eye bleach
All the rumbas!! -
Carol V's face contortioning
Fiona Phillips' drunken tumble
Esther's HRT version
Dennis Taylor wielding his hankerchief in the Paso
All of Chris Parker's dances, especially the 'Batman'
Jan Ravens' School Mum at the Disco jive
Quentin Willson's one and only dance - the Skoda of the dancefloor
Carol V's face contortioning
Fiona Phillips' drunken tumble
Esther's HRT version
Dennis Taylor wielding his hankerchief in the Paso
All of Chris Parker's dances, especially the 'Batman'
Jan Ravens' School Mum at the Disco jive
Quentin Willson's one and only dance - the Skoda of the dancefloor
Originally Posted by Sloopy:
“All the rumbas!! -
Esther's HRT version
”
“All the rumbas!! -
Esther's HRT version
”
The flash of garter at the beginning!
For the love of God, no!
*shudders theatrically*
Originally Posted by Sloopy:
“All the rumbas!! -
Carol V's face contortioning
Fiona Phillips' drunken tumble
Esther's HRT version
Dennis Taylor wielding his hankerchief in the Paso
All of Chris Parker's dances, especially the 'Batman'
Jan Ravens' School Mum at the Disco jive
Quentin Willson's one and only dance - the Skoda of the dancefloor”
“All the rumbas!! -
Carol V's face contortioning
Fiona Phillips' drunken tumble
Esther's HRT version
Dennis Taylor wielding his hankerchief in the Paso
All of Chris Parker's dances, especially the 'Batman'
Jan Ravens' School Mum at the Disco jive
Quentin Willson's one and only dance - the Skoda of the dancefloor”
OH MY GOD! This thread is priceless
! I must have deleted all those from my brain to save my sanity . I think Fiona Philips was the worst dancer ever to have been on SCD - and that includes the gardening bloke Diarmuid wotshisname. Fiona used to come to the top of the steps and then you could visibly see her give up. I know its nerve wracking and everything but everyone else at least gave it a go. Of course teaming her with Brendan was a monumentally bad decision, he's not exactly the nurturing and encouraging type. It must have been hell for her and her GMTV fans kept her in the show for weeks, poor girl!
Originally Posted by cissy scouse:
“Is Carol Vorderman's on youtube? I have looked but can't find it. I've heard so much about it, I must see it. This was the dance that led to her slanging match with Arlene, and CV refused to appear in the final.”
“Is Carol Vorderman's on youtube? I have looked but can't find it. I've heard so much about it, I must see it. This was the dance that led to her slanging match with Arlene, and CV refused to appear in the final.”
If I knew how, I would do it because it's hilarious.
Just to give you a taster... imagine someone dancing the Rumba marginally better than Fiona Phillips. Then imagine them wearing
This dress
Then imagine them pulling
This face
Then imagine them doing
This move
Pictures don't really do it justice. It was *dire*. Poor Carol.
It's a bit mean really, if it hadn't been for the horrendous face-pulling, it wouldn't have been so bad...
Last edited by katie_p : 11-12-2006 at 14:59
I always wonder why I watch it again, and again... it's because it makes me laugh! Especially the face...
I think the difference between Fiona and Carole is that Fiona knew she was bad whereas Carole thought she was good. Deluded would be also be a good word.
So while Fiona's performances were bad they didn't have that stomach churing embarassement of Carole's.
So while Fiona's performances were bad they didn't have that stomach churing embarassement of Carole's.
Originally Posted by cissy scouse:
“Is Carol Vorderman's on youtube? I have looked but can't find it. I've heard so much about it, I must see it. This was the dance that led to her slanging match with Arlene, and CV refused to appear in the final.”
“Is Carol Vorderman's on youtube? I have looked but can't find it. I've heard so much about it, I must see it. This was the dance that led to her slanging match with Arlene, and CV refused to appear in the final.”
It would be funny to see it again but I can't find it on YouTube...the only thing I did find was Carol Vorderman Gold but funny as it is it's still no match for that rhumba!
O....M....G.... she looks like she's possessed what's next her head spinning and projectile vomiting.... LOL! Yes Carol looks like she thinks she's soo sexy.... *shudders* Is that a Lamiar she is trying to pull off?
LOL! Yes Carol looks like she thinks she's soo sexy.... *shudders* Is that a Lamiar she is trying to pull off?
Originally Posted by Kelpy:
“I'm fairly sure that was his Paso outfit...with the skirt thing!
(someone correct me if I'm wrong!)”
“I'm fairly sure that was his Paso outfit...with the skirt thing!
(someone correct me if I'm wrong!)”
you're right
Wow. I'm really sorry I missed this ...
She ... looks like she has no eyes!!!
On second thoughts, I'm glad I missed it ... I think it might still be giving me nightmares!
And - poor Fiona. I'll never forget that 'flop' into Brendan's arms - she looked like she'd passed out or fallen over! Didn't she practically beg people to let her go out and every week they'd vote her to stay in?
Beyond cruel!
She ... looks like she has no eyes!!!
On second thoughts, I'm glad I missed it ... I think it might still be giving me nightmares!
And - poor Fiona. I'll never forget that 'flop' into Brendan's arms - she looked like she'd passed out or fallen over! Didn't she practically beg people to let her go out and every week they'd vote her to stay in?
Beyond cruel!
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