I thought the trees talked a lot of baubles

This is a very poplar thread. On that knot I'm going to bed :sleep:

To the tune of 'Oh Christmas Tree'...

Oh Strictly Trees
Oh Strictly Trees,
Now we are down to the final three
Oh Strictly Trees,
Oh Strictly Trees,
How more exciting can it be?

Will Emma win?
Or Mark or Matt?
It's true that you know
Where it's at,

Oh Strictly Trees,
Oh Strictly Trees,
Give us your verdict,
If you please................

Translated from the woodland nymph language, thanks to Claudia.....

Genius!!! I would so love the ITT team to get someone to sing this to the trees before the week is out

I second that!!! Sheer genius, indeed.

thank you very much for your lovely comments......I could not have done it without Claudia's immeasurable contribution, of course......
:sleep: not sleeping, just looking down all modest and everything.....

Miranya, well done. Loved that. It was Tree-mendous

Ha Ha! That is hilarious! I actually love the trees, I think they are a special feature, although slightly over decorated

I think Claudia should put pictures of Mark and Matt on top of them- to replace the fairy; as I got confused to who's trees was who's?


Love the song! I think they may need to make a dance to it.
Last edited by *Nikie* : 14-12-2006 at 11:44

Mark's was the biggest tree and if it tells me to vote Mark then I will or it may fall on Claudia and I like her.

Matt's was the one that came from furthest away (most likely Woolies) anyway it has had a long j... j... way to come.

Nobody should tell the trees anything as they are BBC spies dressed as trees also...

"Why tell the trees what ain't so
Whispering grass, the trees don't have to know, no, no "

except Claudia as I agree miranya she is 'a little fringy girl wood nymph fairy being,'

The trees can stay, as long as they don't start *plugging* their baubles.

Emma singing :-

I talk to the trees,
But they don't listen to me,
They jingle their baubles,
At my little foibles.

Oh what can I do?
If only they'd listen to me,
I say I'm the best,
Give the other's a rest.

I talk to the trees,
But they just nod knowingly
That Matt and Mark
Have all the spark.

I talk to the trees,
But they're not playing the game,
They support Matt and Mark,
Oh dear, what a shame.

LMHO! Brilliant! This thread's fantastic

Get the trees on SCD 5!!!!! pair them with Erin and Camilla - it's plane (sorry) to see the public want them, it would be such a poplar choice

ah my coat so soon
Last edited by kittles : 14-12-2006 at 17:27

I'm soo sick a' more tree jokes (sorry! )

edit oops, sorry washboard you beat me to that one!! I wouldn't be too proud though LOL
Last edited by who me? : 14-12-2006 at 17:38

I've just realised why there are two trees:

It Takes Twoooooo babyeee
It Takes Twoooooo.......'

There was NO mention of the trees tonight!


Another BBC FIX!


*goes off to vote Ray 2 win*

You must have blinked, spotster. Matt mentioned it!

Yew'll have to fill us in on what he said please,I missed that bit too!

There was - there was Spotty - Matt acknowledged that the Tree was his biggest supporter!

Because Claudia told him the tree was supporting him, just before he was going to tell his girlfriend support means a lot to him.

I obviously can't see the words for the trees



But was the Mark supporting tree 'chopped'

Personally I think you`re all `barking` mad !

in a good way, just incase I upset someone and get sent to Coventree

Thanks to all for your lovely thoughts about that ancient and venerable tree song.....I had hoped to see more of the trees tonight, after last night, I thought they may get their own show...about time, actually. still, they were there all majestic and dignified. splendid, absolutely splendid.......wonder if Vincent and Flavia will back them?
If they dance too close to our beloved Strictly Trees, they may cause a bush fire......Strictly Trees song to the tune of 'Waltzing Matilda may follow......'