'Lmbo! i think i may fall under this category '

hello,and you're welcome to join us in Rampantshire any time !!! thudding and drooling with friends can only be good, yeah???

Come join us in our Rampantshire home in GMR

will do

Cutlass(n)

Female fantasy about Matthew Cutler

Happy Place:
Part of the anatomy of a Rampant, prone to stimulation whenever pictures or footage of a certain dancing cricketer appears.

Fionaing - dancing like a limp lettuce leaf, in an embarassing manner

Danceoff: A pointless excercise designed to fill time originally alloted to something else

Rampart: A gorgeous bloke dancing well!
Last edited by shuddupfluffy : 08-02-2007 at 14:56

Bruce(n)

Name of every male who lives or should live in Australia

Klundie

origin - of or pertaining to the celebrated writer Klundert; best known for steaming up computer screens throughout the nation via postings on digital spy (a well known internet forum until it's untimely demise in 2007 when all the country's screens melted from the intense heat generated by said postings).

noun - a piece of erotic fiction; particularly applied to an interpretation of a certain Argentine Tango.. The reader of such prose is liable to experience an increase in blood pressure, excessive drooling, and the distinct possiblity of severe thuddage. It is therefore advisable to read Klundie whilst sitting on a crash mat.

adjective - used to compare and contrast other forms of erotica, e.g. "Have you seen Last Tango in Paris? It's very Klundie!"
Last edited by Mel G : 08-02-2007 at 16:01

Spot on definition, Quizmike!

Rampantitis - a virul infection that broke out during Rhumba week. Symptoms include frenzied repeat dialing of a phone number, hugely increased alcohol intake, falling over coffee tables (may be linked to alcohol intake ) and random outbursts of swearing directed at certain judges and general threats to their well being ( )

Tarby (verb, as in "to tarby")

To guff a lot of hot air about secret special stuff you are supposedly doing to solve a crisis, before being found to have in fact done absolutely bog all and never to have had a gnat's chuff of a plan in the first place

i.e. "Well, he said he was going to finish that report, but in the end he just totally tarbied"

LMAO!! So true AK!

LOL!!!

Le swoon: Uttered by Rampants when the object of their devotion appears on screen, in pictures, dancing, etc.
Le pant: See above.

Hardy Annual:

noun: a once a year re-appearance from retirement by an illustrious former champion in order to significantly boost the profile of a male partner who will subsequently inspire thousands of postings on an internet forum.

This horticultural dancing term is not to be confused with Perennial, which refers to a celebrity dancer or judge who is never off our tv screens from one week to the next; Evergreen, which may be a reference to a certain Mr. Forsyth; or Weed (insert your own SCD example here, I'm too scared)

Twitchy Pacing:

Symptom of Rampantitis

Other symptoms:

Clutching of hands
White knuckles
Rocking
Chanting to oneself
Restlessness

Sign of Rampantitis passing:

Punching the air while saying, 'YEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!'
Much hugging!

& dont we just love it when a "Hardy Annual" Occurs?

Hardy annuals are always worth the wait, and never disappoint!

can't wait for the next victim :P

Look forward to her in full bloom next year!

Of course they do need a good water every week, but it's worth it for the blooming marvellous display!

Bill: n referring to the Studmuffin

bill: n much used in November/December in phrases such as:
'OMG must hide the phone bill'

LOL. hiding the phone bill's all good and well, but what happens when i can't find it again