I left my yellow anorak (yes, I do have one!) at work!!!!

I keep imagining if he is shown this thread or similar, chuckling to himself and going in his sexy accent'Who the hell is Coody Mow? What the heck is someone doing here called Muttley? I've got straight men here saying they would sleep with me? This is all wierd man. When can I get a flight back to Montana?'

I think she still has the one from the hotel stored on her person somewhere!

D'you think that's where the dressing gown came from too?

*** hyperventilates ***

Just realised I won't see Dirk again from tonight.

Nooo!

Who said that?! I mean, I'm straight and I like Dirk, but not that much!

Ha, ha, ha...I think it will all comes as a surprise to him....

The A-Team theme repeatedly playing in the background!

'Methinks you do protest too much ...

(Only joking!! )

Oh come on Mr, don't go all Cleo on us. We know you would really

It wouldn't surprise me! There's probably a stash of bath towels missing as well!

Forgot that. Plus forgot 'set the video/sky plus' thing.

Thanks.

Breathe! Breathe! The A-Team is on UK Gold every night at 6pm!

I'm deleting myself from this forum as of tomorrow just in case.

However, when I am in Montana, he may not be able to avoid me, what with Magnum helping me. Dodgy tash and all.

He has just changed into a black shirt. He looks fit. fit fit fit fit fit

hey guys, i just wanna say before the show starts and everywhere will be really busy, that i have enjoyed this thread so much and you all have been so kind and soooo funny THANKS

Discarding Jack and Danielle. I don't think I have ever liked all the last four left in a CBB final before

I can enjoy a BB final for a change. The first one I feel I can relax and enjoy watching since BB1 Without hiding my eyes behind my fingers

And hot hot hot hot hot hot.

Okay..forgot another on the check list.

Jump in cold shower before, during and after the show.

I know totally.....and now he's emptying the bin!!! Bless him!!!

eta: this gives one an excellent view of his backside....mmmmmmm

Well I've just finished my supper of brown rice, brussels and chick peas (with herbs, tamari and sesame seed oil), chewed each mouthful 30 times and it was delisch

Now have a glass of whisky over ice to hand.

Dirk is influential and long may he reign

He is all dressed up in black and looking partically gorgeous, and has decided to empty the bin He needs to just sit still and relax now

Actually, I had to re-read that a couple of times as I originally thought (after very quickly reading it the first time) you were suggesting that I would sleep with Cleo!

Fingers crossed for our Dirky tonight

I bought miso paste yesterday Mind You, I've just finished his book and think i'll give some of this macrobiotic diet a try. I've been vegan before and am mostly vegan now because i get eczema from dairy. I found bits of what he said in the book quite inspirational.

He's been so calm in the house considering his convictions. I can't believe he sat and watched Danielle troughing chicken nuggets, pop and ice cream and managed to say nothing. He says in the book though that it isn't for him to convert people, they should find their own way...