Yes and you are right to put "celebs" in quotation marks. Cleo, Carole and Donny are "celebs" only in the loosest, most wide ranging catch all sense of the term.

Thanks. That was where the inspiration came from. I was really surprised that no-one else thought of it. I'm lucky in that I work with an animation studio and a whole bunch of talented artists, so even though I can't draw to save myself, I knew someone would be able to give my idea some life. We're hoping to do some more, and update it fairly regularly... hope you'll all stick around.

K

Your email has probably gone straight into her "people who hate me" mailbox, along with the other 9,999,999,999 of them. Her inbox only has one message and that's the Outlook Express welcome one when you first install the program on your computer!

Godnight, chloe_26!

Davina told Dirk he was a legend - did she say this to anyone else??

My email to Carole -
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Carole

I emailed you earlier in the series to highlight the awful bullying of Shilpa and you seemed to take a lot on board, though subsequently changed your tune – mentioning it in you column.

I’m afraid I told you I enjoyed your column and wished you had stayed in the house. After watching what can only be described as a disgracefully low personal attack tonight on Dirk Benedict on Big Brother’s Big Mouth, I think I must revise my opinion of you.

You support bullies, play down racism, think Cleo’s sexual harassment of Dirk is funny (would you have laughed if Dirk had done the same to an unwilling and clearly upset Cleo?) and then you and that dreadful creature Cleo have the audacity to drag Dirk's innocent 18-year-old son into it, saying he takes after his mother – who you know didn’t raise him, all to attack Dirk?

You have proven that you are a terrible judge of character, which is a crying shame for a ‘journalist’ such as yourself. I thought you were vindictive with Anne Diamond on Fit Club but gave you the benefit of the doubt. I wish I hadn’t bothered.

My biggest comfort is that not only did no Brit win Big Brother; none came in the final three. That has proven that that representatives of the UK that go on these shows – such as yourself - are not remotely worthy. Ian was the only decent British finalist.

Cleo, thank goodness, has no chance of a career considering she is not only unfunny, rude, offensive and disturbed but downright boring.

i have a sneaking suspision that Dirk might have been her fave....on Friday she as good as admited lusting after him!!!

I notice you are from Glasgow, Moka...like me.

Funny you should mention animation....that's what my daughter studied at uni.

night chloe

very well said!

I think Cleo's email address is bitterandtwisted@middleagedcleavage.com,* but I could be wrong.


*Please don't actually waste your time mailing that address!

LMAO!!!!!

Touché...

Excellant email Chilli.

haha brilliant

Just tell Carole to find her "appreciation" thread. I think she'll get the message!

Absolutely superb and spot on Chlli Dragon. You should put this on a thread of it's own and we can all add our support to it.

*Wetting myslef laughing here* Absolute class

That's a great idea!

Hopefully, neither of them will remain on TV for much longer though!

im still laughing at middleagedcleavage.com

hahaha

Sickened by the bitterness shown on BBBM tonight.

It's not just fat egos they have, as Dirk rightly said!

brilliant.

Can I copy and paste it and pretend it is my own.