Originally Posted by Muttley76:
“On the LF now: Jo, Cleo and Dani are talking about putting food in Dirk's dressing gown pockets....the little cows.”
I couldn't believe that last night. So soon after Jade going too. And Cleo was encouraging it. Have the stupid idiots not realised that food has been the centre of most of the rows? Dirk is very undemanding really but his staple diet is very very important to him (fundamental) and they wanted to pinch his soy sauce and rice. Since they've spent most of the last weeks talking about the flipping chicken they were being stupid.
Or clever and they want to wind him up to get a reason to nominate him. He will give them plenty anyway!
Ian disappointed me saying about the look Dirk gave him when he threw the kale away too. He's too eager to fit in with everyone. Dirk has been incredibly even tempered but Jo wants to paint him as bad tempered and selfish.
She was going on about him not being keen to lend her his lighter again. He did lend it to her but maybe he's concerned because she lost hers, the dopey moo. Dirk loves his cigars so he needs his lighter, how would she be if her ciggies were threatened? But he wouldn't be so infantile.
They can't leave Shirk to flirt in peace. Dirk and Shilpa have such fun with it but they want to get involved and over egg it. leave it alone they are fine without interference!
And then Danielle going on about Dirk's bald patch.Sorry love but by 61 Teddy might have one too and I bet he won't look half as great as Dirk does.
Dani said that Dirk had told her his sons had teased him 'daddy show my friend your bald patch' lol so he was happy to laugh about it, but they have to snigger behind his back and Cleo wanted to do his hair and cut it. Lay off lady or I will attack yours with a shaver right down the middle!
OK rant over but they had better not pick on Dirk now. All he'd need to do is hide their makeup and they'd be panic stricken and suicidal. But he wouldn't do that. He doesn't need infantile pranks to be humourous. And he doesn't rely on talking about other h/mates for conversation.
I knew I shouldn't have had three weetabix this morning!
Dirk to win!!!