If we thought she looked weird on SCD, it's worth tuning into JTTOU to see the state of her!
The night before last she looked like her bandages were undoing and last night's looked like a costume designer's idea of a stage gypsy.

I agree. Both nights I have wondered what the hell she is wearing

Does she choose her own outfits, or does she wear what she's been told to wear? Trousers don't suit her, that's for sure. And the blouse - well it was a bit blousy, wasn't it?!

Must be a family thing because her husband Vernon claimed the dreadful suit (and presumably the dreadful tie too) was his own, bought and paid for. If I was a man, by the way, and he sat on my lap the way he did the Eastenders guy, I think I'd have punched him.

Her white outfit day before yesterday was nice but what she had on yesterday was awful.. why would you wear something like that.. i don't even think the most amazing models/ fashionista's could pull that off!

Sam, perhaps she shares the same stylist as Cherie Blair, positive they're Princess Margerets castoffs!

Yeah her white outfit was nice. I think she's very hit and miss with her dresses. Or 1 hit and 5 misses!

Stella, you're doing it again!

What?! I'm innocent guv!
I'm going out to get my hair done soon, hope my hairdo doesn't make anyone laugh

Show us when you get back then, a C & Bd or a S & S?

Whoa! ease up on the ___ (there's a word that means when you shorten a phrase with capitals But I've forgotten it right now)
I know the first it 'a cut and blow dry' whats the second mean?
eta : shampoo and set
I would post a picture after it's done but I fear someone will laugh! Plus my post Xmas fatty face is kind of embarrasing
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Shampoo and Set

Sorry just edited
mind went blank

Vern's the new king of camp you know...

Bit generous there.

Camp X-Ray?

She looked terrible last night.

I liked the white outfit from a couple of nights ago, but it looked like she had a cat on her head!

Lol, I see where your coming from.. Cherie Blair i def a walking disaster when its come to clothing!
I can understand why on SCD they were dressing Tess up with sequins and satin and all the rest of it.. her clothes looked bad but atleast they had a reason on JTTOU there is no exscuse!

Last night's outfit was completely mind boggling - I've worn some misjudged outfits in my time but nothing in that league

Those trousers of hers...Yikes! Do they go squeek, squeek when she walks? They looked a little too tight.

Was he ever in children's TV?? I think that would suit his particular personality better.

I've got to the stage with Tess where I look forward to this show not to see the singing, but out of a morbid curiosity about what new fashion disaster she will come up with! I'm sure I don't remember her clothes being quite so bad in 2005. That's why I wonder if they're chosen for her. Maybe they've changed the person in charge of wardrobe? Some of the outfits the dancers and celebs wore in SCD were a bit strange as well.

Stella love, there's NO WAY that your, or anyone else's, hair-do could look as bad as Russell Brand's. I swear I saw a beak sticking out of his last night.

See I hated the white outfit, first thought: 'She's wearing a dressing gown?!'

Same here CP, I was like that's too much white!

I think the white looked good compared to some of the c**p that she has on, which is why it stood out

True, it could have been worse....