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(More like stoooooopid Jade Goody quotes!!)


* "Where is East Angular, is it abroad?"
* "Rio de Janeiro - that's a person"
* "The Daily Mail is the post"
* "Saddam Hussein - that's a boxer"
* "A ferret is a bird"
* "I had my first birthday when I was one"
* "Who is heinzstein?"
* "Mother Theresa is from Germany"
* "Sherlock Holmes invented toilets"
* "The Union Jack is for all of us, but the St. George is just for London, isn't it?"
* "I knew Lynne was from Aberdeen, but I didn't realise Aberdeen was in Scotland"
* "What's a sparagus? Do you grow it?"
* "I am intelligent, but I let myself down because I can't speak properly or spell"
* To PJ after he revealed he knew someone who kept pet peacocks: "You see those things... don't think I'm being daft... but them things that look like eyes, are they their real eyes?"
* "Jonny, I'm not being tictactical in here"
* "They were trying to use me as an escape goat"
* "Do they speak Portuganese in Portugal? I thought Portugal was in Spain"
* "That's asexual harassment"

"Am I Minging?"

They have never lost their contrivedness have they

I didn't actually believe that anyone 'could' actually be that erm.. 'mentally challenged' until i saw Jade Goody on BB years ago.. and i'm seriously not kidding!

Do you know who painted Mona Lisa Jade?

Pistacio!!

"Do they speak Portuganese in Portugal? I thought Portugal was in Spain"

Do you know who painted Mona Lisa Jade?

Pistacio!!



Loves it!

I laughed out loud at the one about being tictactical, and the one about the escape goat.

"I don't want anyone brushing my teeth for me, I need to brush my tongue and everyfink"

"you said ewww"

I'm sorry but I just don't find this dumb act funny anymore. Maybe I am the only one who is completely bored by it. I just want Jade and her family to leave and some new interesting real celebrities to be added to the house.

What I really cannot believe is how her brain has failed to develop in any shape or form since leaving BB.. you would think she might at least try and be a little knowledgeable? From the things that she comes out with you would think she has been living on another planet! I know some people have more difficultly retaining information than others, but being as young as she is I find it impossible to comprehend how someone can learn so little. Or be ignorant to so much.

Loved it when she came out with this.......................

“The specific state of the universe or the world in which we live is partially a historical accident, since evolution is an indeterministic process, partially the result of a lawful process of self-organisation, which leads predictably to higher levels of organisation through the mechanism of metasystem transition.”

Oh how I laughed

How can a women be so brain dead?

I don't hate Jade but I do feel it's wrong for someone to be that stupid and moronic and be famous for it!

What kind of example does she set for kids?

It's OK you don't need to do anything in School, just be gobby and get your kebab (to use jades word) out and the producers and papers will have such fun manipulating the public into falling in love with a figure of hate that you will never go hungry!

I'm sorry, but if I was that stupid in front of millions it would give me the will to educate myself properly so when my children come home and ask me questions, I won't be telling them portugal is spain, east angular is abroad, and it's wrong to have tic tacs!

If her children get a proper eduction, which I am sure jade can afford for them, how embarrassed will they be of the moronic mother who never thought to read a book and learn something!

That was the best one!

I totally agree with your post! She has many opportunities open to her with being a millionaire now and she could quite easily educate herself. Even if she just read a few books! I think she is a bad role model for her children in that sense. Children do model themselves on what their parents do and if their mum can't be bothered and is behaving like a complete idiot they might think that is okay!

I get really annoyed with the publicity she gets because of her famed stupidity. I am not saying everyone should be intellectuals, but come on she doesn't even have any common sense let alone knowledge!

"i fought sherlock holmes, mr heinzstein and mother theresa were related" haha how could anyone think that? and also - heinzstein - ooo jaddee!!

If you listen to her, she never actually said East ANGULAR, she said East Anglia.

Penultimate night in the BB3 house:

"If any of you b******s win - lend us a grand!"

"I am gonna smash your head in"

...to a granny in a cinema

I don't think she is as thick as she makes out

"So I went back to the car and took off my Jimmy Choos and went back and laid into her"... telling us about one of her nightclub brawls...

I honestly believe it is all an act. It is what we come to expect from Jade and it is what she thinks we want from her. It is completely contrived. Yes, perhaps she was a bit dim during her original BB stint, but come on...this girl is a millionairess and as clever with her money as Jordan has been. She is giving us the image of dim Jade who gets in to ladette fights every few weeks because the press simply would not be interested in her otherwise. Surely she is not so stupid as to not know what sensationalism is (she knew the camera would be trained on her interrogating Jermaine, so had to come out with an appropriate Jade-ism that would be quoted in the press etc). Even my 6 year old knows what that word means!

I know, I heard that the other night and I was thinking..."Hmm, why do they always say she said east Angular? It sounded like she said 'East Anglia? That's abroad!'" Or words to that affect.

I beg to differ.. if you watch **THIS** clip and by the 3rd time of saying it she's definately calling it East Angular.

If you get bored watch from 1.20 onwards..
Last edited by solitaire1 : 06-01-2007 at 20:38