Emmerdaily 31st Jan Caravan of love.

4 of 6

SULLA

31-01-2007

Originally Posted by chitarivera:
“The Scrote gets taller every episode IMO.

And Jack gets more miserable.

And Zac's hair & beard appear to be more black.”

Not a grey hair anywhere. The Scrote was quite scrotish tonight. Can he never answer a question without snapping.

chitarivera

31-01-2007

Originally Posted by linlam:
“Jade's been asked to promote Oxo's new cube, The Laughing Stock...

sorry ..I'll get me 'at ”

PMSL!!!!

linlam

31-01-2007

Jack's hair was blacker tonight than it was yesterday when he was on Loose Women.

chitarivera

31-01-2007

Originally Posted by linlam:
“Jack's hair was blacker tonight than it was yesterday when he was on Loose Women.”

Softer lighting on Loose Women.

pablopicasso

31-01-2007

Originally Posted by SULLA:
“Not a grey hair anywhere. The Scrote was quite scrotish tonight. Can he never answer a question without snapping. ”

What you mean by that?
He said he was sorry ok?

SULLA

31-01-2007

Originally Posted by chitarivera:
“I remember when Kelly Windsor had a bit more flesh on her bones.
I worry about the lass, I really do.”

Her legs are incredibly thin as are her shoulders and arms. Only the ' cosmetics bits' have not shrunk. I will make no comment about the face

pablopicasso

31-01-2007

Originally Posted by chitarivera:
“Softer lighting on Loose Women. ”

They need it.

chitarivera

31-01-2007

Originally Posted by pablopicasso:
“What you mean by that?
He said he was sorry ok?”

And saying sorry worked for Jade, so why shouldn't it work for The Scrote?

linlam

31-01-2007

Originally Posted by pablopicasso:
“They need it. ”

Colleen doesn't

Mirin

31-01-2007

Originally Posted by chitarivera:
“Softer lighting on Loose Women. ”

Or the dye is wearing out ...

SULLA

31-01-2007

Originally Posted by pablopicasso:
“What you mean by that?
He said he was sorry ok?”

Good point

chitarivera

31-01-2007

Originally Posted by SULLA:
“Her legs are incredibly thin as are her shoulders and arms. Only the ' cosmetics bits' have not shrunk. I will make no comment about the face ”

Naughty SULLA, Nature gave her that face, so she must do the best she can with what Nature gave her.

The skinniness, however.......I wish Betty would take her under her wing and feed her up a little bit.

Jimmeh needs a bit more than bones to cuddle up to.

pablopicasso

31-01-2007

Originally Posted by chitarivera:
“Naughty SULLA, Nature gave her that face, so she must do the best she can with what Nature gave her.

The skinniness, however.......I wish Betty would take her under her wing and feed her up a little bit.

Jimmeh needs a bit more than bones to cuddle up to.”

Betty? She gets all her meals from the caff, she is a disgrace. Send Kelly to stay with Edna, that will get her on the path to righteousness.

SULLA

31-01-2007

Originally Posted by chitarivera:
“And saying sorry worked for Jade, so why shouldn't it work for The Scrote? ”

The Scrote's ' Sorry' is on automatic.

Anyway. There is cause for celebration. After months of neglect, the rubbish in the village is now collected on a daily basis.

SULLA

31-01-2007

Originally Posted by chitarivera:
“Naughty SULLA, Nature gave her that face, so she must do the best she can with what Nature gave her. ”

She could start wearing a veil

chitarivera

31-01-2007

Originally Posted by SULLA:
“The Scrote's ' Sorry' is on automatic.

Anyway. There is cause for celebration. After months of neglect, the rubbish in the village is now collected on a daily basis. ”

....and then scattered all over the streets by Jimmeh!

mr. mustard

31-01-2007

Don't forget the actress was ill, maybe that caused some weight loss. I still prefer Kelly to all of t'village bints.

chitarivera

31-01-2007

Originally Posted by SULLA:
“She could start wearing a veil ”

...a nice leopard print one maybe?

SULLA

31-01-2007

Originally Posted by mr. mustard:
“Don't forget the actress was ill, maybe that caused some weight loss. I still prefer Kelly to all of t'village bints.”

Your loyalty is commendable and worthy of a reward. I hope she appreciates you.

mr. mustard

31-01-2007

Originally Posted by SULLA:
“Your loyalty is commendable and worthy of a reward. I hope she appreciates you.”

If only

chitarivera

31-01-2007

Originally Posted by mr. mustard:
“If only ”

aaah, unrequited love.

Stiff upper lip Colonel.

Mirin

31-01-2007

Originally Posted by chitarivera:
“....and then scattered all over the streets by Jimmeh! ”

The dirty King boy!

norm101

31-01-2007

Originally Posted by pablopicasso:
“. If that had happened, Dawn would never have come to the village and she would still be alive.”

Would you consider that a positive or negative thing?

chitarivera

31-01-2007

Originally Posted by norm101:
“Would you consider that a positive or negative thing? ”

Think I can answer that one for ya.....

1) Never have come to the village = positive.
2) Still being alive = negative.

chitarivera

31-01-2007

And why?.... because...

no Dawn = no Jean and that can only ever be a GOOD THING.

4 of 6