Ruby: "its on at 7.00pm tomorrow so we can't swear"

John "Well you shouldn't swear anyway, you ****!"

I think John Thomson is going to be good value!

Jezza trying to "help" Ruby with a phone call.
Ruby-" to me using a phone is like breathing"
And giving her life history to the camera while waiting for the phone to ring.

just watched ruby trying to leave the room after her phone call....hilarious

Ruby has just got to stay ......

who cares about talent ... though she does pull off a performance with panache .... I like her humour .... I need tissues for the tears of laughter ....

Ulrika: "Maybe they want a nice face, maybe they want a good voice, a good personality....... Maybe they want a short Jewish woman"

Ruby: "They certainly do in the Middle East right now"


I almost pissed myself.

First funny moment for me - Doon saying she didnt care what Richard said about her performance coz "i have massive tits"

Ruby to Ulrika at breakfast about Sven " Is he more attractive in real life? Oh, come on he must be"
Nothing like bringing Ulrika down to size with that one is there?


Also Ruby to Fearne "You're so young I could have breast fed you"

young comics should be taking note..... jo and ruby are class acts.... i have never laughed so much at a tv programme.

Jo hasn't arrived yet though has she?

So far this morning both Ruby and Doon have been keeping me entertained.

fair play to john thompson though....he is sweating like a pig in the dance class !!!

i hate to admit it but i have feeling i won't be voting for the best singer...we all need a bit of light entertainment at the moment and sorry kwarme, will and fearne but nice as you all are .........................................

Agreed. Ruby & Jo are such class acts...I laugh even before they open their mouths. And note how they are hilarious without being sexist, racist & smutty !

if the final 3 are jo, ruby and kwarme ...i will vote for kwarme to go....how sad is that ?????????????
it's fa all over again....