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Haiku of Big Brother
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Mesostim
08-03-2003
Jade is a bully
Not that is affects her much
Because she is rich
Maxiii
08-03-2003
Is it Jade that's the bully ???
Achtung
08-03-2003
Mesostim, could we have an explanation as to what you want us to do with this thread, please? What's haiku?
Last edited by Achtung : 08-03-2003 at 15:46
Mesostim
08-03-2003
Certainly Achtung - Haiku is Japanese poetry.........Very simple, one to three lines of 14 or less syllables (usually 5-7-5)

Find more details here
Achtung
08-03-2003
Oh, right ...

In the diary room
Jade begins to laugh out loud
She has been locked in
tally
08-03-2003
Sandy is a turd
Not worthy of thought
Gone now-thank the lord
Mesostim
08-03-2003
That's better......

Goodbye Allison
Kate spills tears of sorrow
Who is she again?
swingaleg
08-03-2003
Sandy was alone
Jonny drove him up the wall
And then over it
Maxiii
08-03-2003
Upon a part to chance Kate danced and made it true.
Eusebius
08-03-2003
Alex not happy
Shower is not for pissing
That is dis-gust-ing
Eusebius
08-03-2003
this is davina
you are live on channel 4
please do not swear
Maxiii
08-03-2003
Quote:
“Originally posted by mystic_nutmeg
Alex not happy
Shower is not for pissing
That is dis-gust-ing
”

Not true
Jonny not happy shower is not for pissing
Not Alex
swingaleg
08-03-2003
Quote:
“Originally posted by mystic_nutmeg
this is davina
you are live on channel 4
please do not swear
”


Hello Davina
This is the Big Brother house
Who you coming for ?
Achtung
08-03-2003
I have lenses in
you are discriminating
hope you comprendez
Maxiii
08-03-2003
We are live minus ten minutes on E4 guys
we can swear every fifty minutes
Norti
08-03-2003
Saucepan is boiling
And the Knickers are soiling
Everyones tea

Maxiii
08-03-2003
Verrucca's on foot
Jade ahoy! hollered a horror
Eusebius
08-03-2003
freezer defrosted -
who scoffs the ben & jerrys?
that's wicked. man.
Emzi
08-03-2003
Jade does not understand
And talks of far off foreign land
Called East Anglia
judi
08-03-2003
No Follow the van
if Alex had found Scooby
in the Sugar Puffs
Last edited by judi : 08-03-2003 at 19:55
darling
08-03-2003
The house is empty,
the voices are silent,
until the next time.
swingaleg
08-03-2003
Message for RG
Just seventeen syllables
Try it out ! (sorry)
Saffie
08-03-2003
Jester king of fools.
Forlorn bells tinkle, empty room.
Manic leg stilled now.
skibo belfast
08-03-2003
Quote:
“Originally posted by judi
No Follow the van
if Alex had found Scooby
in the Sugar Puffs
”




he had told jade no
theres too many hills to cross
for my little van
lulu g
08-03-2003
Me poor Mam and Dad
Having to travel down here
Three f***in' times!
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