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Haiku of Big Brother
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lulu g
08-03-2003
Follow the Van was
The only really fun task
In Big Brother Three.
dome
08-03-2003
Alison jumps
up down
the table cracks.
Mesostim
09-03-2003
This is the spirit
Excellent use of haiku
Well done everyone
Mesostim
09-03-2003
Start on the wine
Then when the money runs out
Drink some cheap cider
Saffie
09-03-2003
Bars a mirror make.
And in the reflection is shown
A truth and not a guess.
darling
09-03-2003
The single foot
That dances for hidden eyes
And closes them....... yawn.
Last edited by darling : 09-03-2003 at 10:11
darling
09-03-2003
Verucca virus
Silent and stealthy it waits
To produce much noise.
darling
09-03-2003
The spirit of cheer
No ghostly apparition
'Cept double vision.
Mesostim
09-03-2003
What percentage of
this weeks shopping budget
do you wish to gamble?
darling
09-03-2003
He tolerates me
When I've been trying with him
Since the second week.
darling
09-03-2003
Yooz are my allies
And if yooz are evicted
It's not fair on me.
Mesostim
09-03-2003
Yes I forgive her
We are friends. And she may be
More famous than me
Mesostim
09-03-2003
I earn a fortune
Over twenty grand easy
I live with my mum
darling
09-03-2003
The ill judged word when
Explained and understood is
A fleeting memory.
Saffie
09-03-2003
His way was stealthy.
The liquid waiting in the bin
said it all...and more.
Mesostim
09-03-2003
Evil spiteful words
Will still sound sweet to the ears
Of the biggest fan
darling
09-03-2003
The happy laughter (or "Clinking coins", for the more cynical)
Of the watching ones drives away
All sadness and hurt.
Last edited by darling : 09-03-2003 at 12:01
darling
09-03-2003
Ah can't understand
How the viewers didn't vote
Him out last week, like.
Saffie
09-03-2003
The dye is fading.
Outside ridicule beckons.
Unknowing, he preens.
Achtung
09-03-2003
Jade you're a minger
bazooka that verruca
Adele might deck you
lulu g
09-03-2003
Life of the party,
Shocked to be nominated,
Suddenly morose.
swingaleg
09-03-2003
Been drinking again
Al's old man follows the van
Kate dilly dallies
swingaleg
09-03-2003
deleted

too many syllables, drat !!
Achtung
09-03-2003
do something for me
I said do something for me
please stop arguing
Eusebius
09-03-2003
Fake happy no more
Alison is evicted -
Someone knows the truth
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