Haiku of Big Brother

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Eusebius

09-03-2003

more alcohol Lynne?
make you a wee bit stroppy
Not a good idea

Achtung

09-03-2003

listen when I say (shout)
move away from the porridge
don't use the sugar

Mesostim

09-03-2003

The bars can come down
Can Kate remember her friends
That's asking too much

Achtung

09-03-2003

Lee you are sexy
everything about you's so
sexy (to Sophie)

Mesostim

09-03-2003

I'm up front I am
What you see is what you get
That was a lie then

skibo belfast

09-03-2003

love jade or hate jade
shes a big tub of marmite
but not a minger

Saffie

09-03-2003

She came in, she saw.
She realised the truth, she left.
She was wise...or afraid.

bystander

09-03-2003

Kates me marra
She thinks I'm a laff
B******ks she won

Mesostim

09-03-2003

Drunk again PJ?
Beware the preying mantis
Oh no! That's a blow.....

darling

09-03-2003

Beneath the covers
The housemates snuggle and then
Examine the sheets.
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Mesostim

09-03-2003

I'm not going to
Hide in a kitchen draw I'm
A solicitor

skibo belfast

09-03-2003

how could they do it
opened the fridge door as he slept
they ate his sausages

swingaleg

09-03-2003

Plastic bag shoes on
Chicken feeding duties done
Keep on for shower

ps. Great idea for a thread, Mes

lulu g

09-03-2003

Hell hath no fury
Like a woman scorn'd, so she
Called him 'sore loser'.

Mesostim

09-03-2003

Harpies fight and bicker
Relax in hammock and say
Leave me out of it

swingaleg

09-03-2003

Garden Corner Man
acted the Old Ram, but was
just an Escape-Goat

skibo belfast

09-03-2003

dont be stupid
dont be silly put a condom
on your willy

(copyright Alex?)

skibo belfast

09-03-2003

if you sprinkle
when you tinkle please be sweet
and wipe the seat

skibo belfast

09-03-2003

if alex read this
he would think skibo is crazy
who could blame him

Mesostim

09-03-2003

Enter just for the
experience. Don't foget
Your equity card.

Eusebius

10-03-2003

oh smelly spanky
your toes are really manky
jonny, like to chew?

OLD FOGEY

10-03-2003

.....Expediency ,
.....May often bring " short term " gain ,
.....But seldom honour .

Mesostim

10-03-2003

Famous for how long?
No one wants you any more
After Big Bro four

skibo belfast

10-03-2003

they will still want alex
eyes bright as hazelnuts waist tight as a hornets
union jack thong

Emzi

10-03-2003

Jade holds umbrellas
Over chickens as it rains
Professional chicken dryer?

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