Haiku of Big Brother

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Boutros B Ghali

10-03-2003

Outstanding thread, Mes!

I just knew that
He had nominated me.
Foot over the line

Boutros B Ghali

10-03-2003

Kitchen to bedroom
Such a long long way.
I'll curl up here

Pushka

10-03-2003

Lounge on back of couch
Wine combines with gravity
Falling, then - thud! - Ouch!

This is my favourite thread ever - thank you everyone for cheering me up! Long live the haiku!

Boutros B Ghali

10-03-2003

England on telly,
The Scotsman can't bear it;
"Be careful, Sandy!"

lulu g

10-03-2003

Remonstrate with self -
'Alcohol is not my friend!'
Listeners run away.

Boutros B Ghali

10-03-2003

Vacant dullard
Discussing the Euro;
"Not really interested"

Emzi

10-03-2003

'Alright Mate' arrives late
Talks of Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee
Lee Lee Lee and Ibiza

skibo belfast

10-03-2003

alex i need help
i am drunk and dizzy and naked
bring your van quick

Mesostim

10-03-2003

The charge is
"What have you been saying about myself"?
Throw the pork scratchings

skibo belfast

10-03-2003

bb3 was over
dont look back in anger
she could have said

skibo belfast

10-03-2003

Betty the chicken loved
Big Red but alex said be careful
he can be vicious

WhiteLady

10-03-2003

Outside the house now
We know the most successful
May it continue

Moomin

10-03-2003

Small amphibians
Discovered outside soon
Turn handsome prince into little boy

skibo belfast

10-03-2003

they called mel darth vadar
they were wrong kate had a death star
a little pink thong

skibo belfast

10-03-2003

alex sibleys funky thong
a souvenir for adele to keep
no wonder shes happy

LoNDoNcaLLiNg

10-03-2003

Kate is BB Queen
Loved by her people
The loser's cry

skibo belfast

10-03-2003

same as usual
as jade so perceptively said
repeat repeat repeat

LoNDoNcaLLiNg

10-03-2003

Jade said
he was a batty boy
and she was right

Boutros B Ghali

10-03-2003

I wonder if
that last post will set a new record for the number of alerts;
in the BB forum?

EDIT : sorry, crap haiku ... but you get the idea

BBG <#1>

lulu g

10-03-2003

Didn't you see that line, LC, or did you just decide to cross it anyway?
Last edited by lulu g : 10-03-2003 at 17:23

Achtung

10-03-2003

he took a blanket
in the middle of the night
giving her a fright

skibo belfast

10-03-2003

a reason to cry
a chance to win sympathy votes
kate was delighted

darling

10-03-2003

Gorgeous? He is, but
not my type at all, I like
smelly, plump blokes best.

darling

10-03-2003

Let's rip our clothes off
Run around the garden twice
And leap in the pool.

Mesostim

10-03-2003

To be voted out
Show you are intelligent
To be thick is best

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