What the average teenager might do
She sits in the living room on a Friday Night with family from 5.30 to 8.30 when non-stop soaps are shown. The girl gets all dressed to have her dream date, The good looking male actors.
Girl: Neighbours is about to start, I just love thon Ned
Mother (eating her tea while watching TV): Good for you
Father stitting on his seat reading the evening paper and telling the news at 5.50
Father: So Tony Blair's gone from bad to worst again?
Girl: Will you be quiet, I'm trying to watch Ned taking off his top.
Later on at 6.00, Home and Away on Five is about to start, The girl watches the latest from Summer Bay and then at 6.30, It's time for Hollyoaks and gets intersted in Justin Burton
Girl (talks to the TV): Oh Justin, You are so gourgeus
7.00, Emmerdale time and the whole family gather round to watch the big 3, Girl sees a fight at the Woolpack
Girl: Go on, Give him a wallop, Head him, Yeah
7.30 Coronation Street, Girl gets intersted in David Platt after his recent kiss with Tracy
Girl: Oh, David, How could you
and at 8.00, EastEnders, When her favourite chatcher is on, Sean Slater
Girl when she sees Sean taking his top off at the ends of the show: Oh, I wanna marry you, Ooh
She then kisses the screen with the Sky Plus paused and repeatly kisses Sean on the screen. Half an hour later with the parents out of the room, She is still doing it, Father comes to the living room and sees her.
Father: Come on darling, More soaps on Sunday and you'll see Sean on Monday.
Girl: But he's so gourgeus, I love him
Father: But he's not a real person, He's a fictional one and he may have a girlfriend already.
Girl then leaves and says 'Hmph'.