Fi, she may have us with that one.

I know I'll request to be paired off with Brendan, flirt a little and drive her mad with jealousy!

Evil Dippy wants that glittery ball!

Told you it called for desperate measures!! Won't kiss and tell anymore than that though!!
Will put my diguise on now and everyone will forget I mentioned it!!*dons disguise ...*

Never thought about dancing with anyone else on SCD than Brendan...could be a problem if he's been nabbed...Ian's next on list.... but no I think I'll have to bargin for Brendan's return Dippy....PLEASE!
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So, seeing as she has used that one, I shall tell mine!

My great aunt used to own the newsagents that Bruce was a paper boy for, and my mum went to the same dance school as him (with his sister)!!

*chooses James as pro*

So that's why you've been losing so much weight, how long ago were you asked? Who's your partner? Hope it's not Brendan, you wo'nt be able to concentrate.

I was a child star can I go on, I was on Junior Showtime back in the 70's with (the then aged SEVEN) Bonnie Langford - goes off whistling as I look out a decent dancing dress

Ok- here goes.

Have taught child of V successful SCD celeb. Almost makes me next winner!

Stop shoving, and just form an orderly queue behind me.
I used to work at West London Air Terminal, and I sold Peter Sarstedt a bus ticket to travel from the Terminal to Heathrow.
And as for Coleen - a thousand times no. Unless we can have a vote to 'evict'.

Well I was handed an award by Philippa Forrester. And she tickled me

A resounding NO to Coleen .
I think I might just rather Charlotte Church than Coleen and that is saying something .

I have met la Church ( hence my vehement dislike ) ,will that do as being a celeb ?

Am off to get ready for work. Will need to look v nice as bound to be photographed leaving the house although nobody will remember why( been in lift with Seve Davis)
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Coleen may be famous through hanging on the arm of her boyfriend, but is she 'celebrated' in any way? Most of us seem to agree she's done little to deserve even being considered for Strictly.

Oh, and I was winked at by a Rugby Union star once...so I think the runner-up spot is mine!

Defiitely-pick your dancer.

The Coleen/Jade Goody etc phenomena is a sad reflection on the times in which we live. In fact what you really need these days is a good PR person. You don't need to do anything!

Well how about those of us who've been on ITT? Surely that must count as complete celebrity! In fact there's enough of us now (10 I think - 4 from each forum panel and 2 from the competition) so they don't need to have any other celebrities on and we can have our pick of which dancer (bags I Ian). (Rushes off to have hair done and borrow glitter top again )

Strictly Come Wagging:

Coleen, Posh, Louise Redknapp, Lesley Ash, Michelle Gayle (yes I know they've just split up), Cheryl Cole, Jamelia, Danielle Lloyd, Alex Curran, and that girl who goes out with Peter Crouch who's name escapes me.

Quality line up!

How would the men compete? Strictly Come Fagging??

I saw David Gower on Bondi Beach once, so I must be an international celebrity. I will fly in for the Christmas Special.

My Granddaughter has been to Buckingham Palace and seen the Queen (at a distance)

I should be on SCD by royal appointment.

Anton will be commanded to be my partner.
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Look, you may as well stop now, I've met Bruno Brookes so I win - James Jordan, get your pert little butt over here pronto

Move over Colleen, here's the clincher-I stood in a queue in Woolworths behind...............John Major! Oh yeah, I can smell that fake tan...............am grabbing Matt Cutler while the going's good!!

Been pictured with Goran Ivanisavich, walked past Martina Navratilova, seen John Redwood, taken pictures of Princess Anne outside my office building on St Patricks Day, seen Nancy Lam on the tube.

Ah Capey..remember we have the pink butterfly specs shot!!!!!!! And besides,John Major......just think

Tony Blair was ushered past me at Twickenham five years ago.

I suppose there are worse things than Colleen dancing....

Errgh!

Exactly she is famous for being with Wayne Rooney. A celebrity to me is someone who is "celebrated" for some achievement. She has become famous off hanging onto Wayne's shirt tails. Yes, she has got deals etc from that, but she must think she is more popular than she actually is. I don't want to see her either. Seeing her on the documentaty about the hospice was enough for me. She was sporting a massive diamond whilst talking about the lack of funds....I think she should have maybe left it at home on that occasion !

CC that picture is vile, but strangely I would love to see that pairing on SCD!!

I hope the producers take note of the reaction on this forum. I don't mind Coleen as a person but it would be a very unpopular decision to have her on the programme!