So where was he going to, my lovely?


( Sorry, had to do it! )

Yes, she does quite a bit of charity work round here, not all of it reported in the press by any means, AND - if you read the original post, the fact that she rates Strictly above all other reality shows does her credit.

However, as many have already said, to be a celebrity you should have achieved something on your own account rather than be the child/partner of someone famous.

Lol FT! I bagsy Ola (or Lilia)

In fact, if we go down that route, I think i'm the only bloke amongst nine women, so I can have a different professional each week

Too right, after all anybody can shop. Especially with somebody else's money.

Don't have any personal beef against her, to want to do SCD shows that she appreciates the quality of it but that's the problem, when the producers (and the judges) get their acts together, it's a classy show and we don't want any WAGS.

Plenty of celebs out there who do actually do things with some talent.

As for any claim I have to do it, I've met Bill Turnbull twice, Mark and Karen once, seen the Queen on her Golden Jubilee very close up and spoken with Prince Philip and my parents have met and worked with a few famous people over the years.

Not that fussed about any of the male pros but I'll go with Matthew Cutler.

The women in the Sue Ryder shop across from my office do quite a bit of charity work too (without the luxury of having a millionaire fiance's wages to fall back on when running short of oversized handbags) but I doubt the producers will giving them a call anytime soon.

And might it be possible that her "rating" of SCD above other reality shows may have something to do with her/her publicist trying to wangle her onto the show? I'd bet if she was trying to get onto DOI or IMACGMOOH they would suddenly be her favourite reality shows too.

Funny thing I heard in an ad for Coleen and her book the other day(which she very most definitely wrote herself, every last word, honest!): "And Coleen reveals why she chose to stay with Wayne after the brothel revelations..." Err, I think I can guess! I'm sure she'd have shown him the door pretty sharpish if he hadn't been on Man Utd wages!

At least if we are subjected to her on SCD she will doubtless prove to be even less popular than Emma Bunton and won't last too long.

Seconded!

Just about everybody wants to do strictly...

I haven't met any famous people nor have I any achievements to speak of, that makes me unique and I should be invited onto a non celeb edition of SCD

and I would love to do charity work if I had the time or money

I see your Bruno Brookes and raise you a Stu Francis

(he even gave my friend a birthday kiss. Despite the fact that she didn't want one)

Ok...Keith Harris in a pub in Plymouth (without the duck). We bet my mate that he wouldn't go and get his autograph, and he came back with a piece of paper saying "Lots of Love, Keith Harris and Orville x".

Was worth the pint just to be able to take the p out of our mate all night!!

Forgot to add, seeing Chris Eubank getting arrested last week right outside my office window.

AND I work with a former International Footballer for St Lucia. He scored in a World Cup Qualifier don't you know.

Look just to settle it - the bloke who plays Gus in Eastenders regularly walks past my work place, so I am by far the most deserving and celeb like and demand James and his cute butt are sent to me immediately

Saw the bloke who used to play Steve in Eastenders in the 90's in McDonalds in Hackney.

Timmy Mallett has hit me with his mallet! Does that get me into the first round?

Capey what must your address book be like seems you regularly rub shoulders with the rich and famous!

and is Hackney MacDonalds the new Ivy (used to work in Hackney!!)

Numbers to all the Stars, me!

Friend's sister was a contestant on Wackaday.

And my back appeared on Newsroom South East, because I was in an ambulance when we had a 'fume' scare at my school.

I danced the Kang Kang for children in need and was on tele with Chris Packham!

My best friend was at Southampton Uni with Chris Packham so we are practically related!!!

*whispers*......Pat from East Enders went to the same college as me........at a different time .............that should clinch it

Do I have to go through all of my z list contacts to win this?!

Toby Anstis went to the same Uni I went to. (before I did though)

Capey you're like Perez Hilton, celebrity ho!

I had a chat with Malcolm MacDonald once, I must be in with a chance for SCD

Seriously no, no no to Colleen. This programme is not for hangers on

Gladstone Small sat next to me in a bar in Minorca once, and I was the next use the badminton court after Graham Gooch at Center Parks. Surely breathing the same air as two England cricketers makes me a shoo-in for the final???????