Another Level - Freak Me

Should have been number 1!

**** Her Gently by Tenacious D

This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to **** her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And ****in give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna **** you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's ****in teamwork
Whats your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll ****in **** you discreetly
And then I'll ****ing bone you completely
But then I'm gonna **** you hard


I'm sure you can guess what the banned words are

Check out "Flower", "H. W. C." and "Dance of the Seven Veils" by Liz Phair for racy/rude/x-rated lyrics.
Last edited by umbongo : 08-03-2007 at 07:37

you suck by the yeastie girls (not that I can post them here)

Jackyl - She Loves My Cock

I won't bother with the lyrics, it's better that way.

"Laid" - James. As used in the American Pie films.

Animal by WASP.

All you ladies pop your pussy like this
Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss
All you ladies pop your pussy like this
Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss
Just do it, do it, do it, do it, do it now
Lick it good suck this pussy, just like you should
Right now, Lick it good
suck this pussy just like you should
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack,

My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack

First you gotta put your neck into it
Don't stop, just do, do it
Then you roll your tongue, from the crack back to the front
then suck it off til I shake and cum nigga
make sure I keep bustin nuts nigga
all over your face and stuff
slow head show me so much love
the best head comes from a thug
the dick good dick big and long
slow ****in til the crack of dawn
on the edge makin faces n stuff
Through the night, making so much love
Dead sleep when the sun comes up

So, lick it now, lick it good
Lick this pussy just like you should
Right now, lick it good
Lick this pussy just like you should

[Chorus]
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack

You might roll dubs, you might have G's
But **** that nigga, get on your knees
A bitch like me moans and screams
Thug misses know what I mean
At the club so fresh, so clean
Hoes hatin' niggas watchin' me
So hot in the line, on green
With a unit on my face, so mean
I gotta pick which nigga I need
to suck a thug nigga satisfy me
Try me nigga I'll make you see
them bitches aint got shit on me

So, lick it now, lick it good
Lick this pussy just like you should
Right now, lick it good
Lick this pussy just like you should

My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack

So, lick it now, lick it good
Suck this pussy just like you should
Right now, lick it good
Suck this pussy just like you should

My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack

Harder, Faster by also by WASP - in fact several of their songs qualify for this thread.

The Ying Yang Twins -Wait The Whisper Song

and

Jodeci - Freek N You

But especially the first!!

Big Dumb Sex - Soundgarden, but I suppose one of the most infamous is Friggin' In The Riggin' by The Sex Pistols
Last edited by telboy17 : 08-03-2007 at 16:12

Danger Danger - Slipped Her The Big One

Well...****in' In The Bushes sounds like it should have a lot of swearing, but it doesnt really.

Does Smack My Bitch Up count? Considering it only really uses one word repeated.

How very profound. The lyrics - so sensitive, a stroke of utter songwriting genius. Fair brought a tear to my eye.

My mum was shocked when she heard this blasting out of my room as a kid

Schooly D - Signifying Rapper

He said, you know your daddy and he's a faggot

And your mother's a whore

He said he seen you sellin asshole door to door

Yeah that's what he said, listen to what else he said mister badass pimp

He said, your granny, she's a dyke

And your other brother, he's a faggot

And your little sister Loo

She's so low she sucked the dick of a little maggot



homophobic bits aside the last line is an all time classic IMO

rest of lyrics here

http://www.lyricsdownload.com/school...er-lyrics.html

great song - rapped over kashmir by the led zep
Last edited by comedyfish : 08-03-2007 at 17:32

[quote=comedyfish]My mum was shocked when she heard this blasting out of my room as a kid

My Mum banned me from listening to 'We call it ACIIEEEEED when my sister was around...in case it influenced her...she was 11!

She should have banned it on the grounds it was a rubbish song...

That song came on in a club and my mates and I actually sat down once we heard the lyrics.
Anything by Luke Campbell and the 2 Live Crew. Face Down, Ass Up is one.

It's a bit naff having really crude lyrics. Thing is, you can get a much sexier song just through an atmosphere, the right vocals, and a 'feeling' - talking about licking cats doesn't really 'set the mood'

Do any of you remember 'Breathe Life into Me' by Mica Paris? That's a seriously sexy song.

'Let me hear you say OOOOOOOOH AAAAAAAAAAAH when I hot your g-spot baby, let me hear you moan and groan tonight...'

Ooh Ahh G Spot - Wayne Marshall

'Damn, I wish I was your lover' is quite a sexy song too.,

The Winker's song
J'Taime - Serge Gainsboro (More for the groans)
Peaches - Stranglers
Smack my Bitch up - Prodigy
Last edited by Cstar2229 : 09-03-2007 at 02:48

Yes but 2 Live Crew weren't in the least bit interested in doing 'sexy' songs, they just wanted to do sex songs. And be crude about it just for the hell of it.

There's some lyrics for other 2 Live Crew songs more offensive than the above. Probably not a good idea to post some of the others.
Last edited by Alrightmate : 09-03-2007 at 04:07

Fair enough. It's still naff though! It's like saying rude words to shock your gran, on a bigger scale. Complete lack of imagination.

After this song on Prince's Purple rain album,Al Gore's wife started a campaign to get the parental advsory labels put onto cds.

http://www.lyricsdepot.com/prince/darling-nikki.html