I just don't get it with Richard Park. Is he a suitable case for treatment or is he acting as suitable case for treatment to create controversy and up the vote and viewing figures? I honestly don't think I've ever heard any judge on any reality show talk such utter tosh.

Either way it doesn't work for me - I have no wish to spend money voting for the most entertaining contestants (e.g. Tim) and then have that idiot Park ruin it by choosing Zoe. I know 34p goes to Comic Relief but I've decided to give a hefty donation on Comic Relief night direct to the charity and, by doing it that way, I hope that the phone provider will not benefit.

Wasn't it Craig who said that?

It could be, but I was sure it was the eejit.

Few Tim jokes
"Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin."

"You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice."

I was reading a book...'the history of glue' - I couldn't put it down.

he's a nutter. Loved these.

"Black Beauty ... now there's a dark horse."

"I've got a rubber door.................don't knock it!"


"You're the person who invented tippex...............correct me if i'm wrong"

"I was at the beach looking at the sea and I saw meat in the water.
It was a bit choppy"

Tim to video shop man: Can I take out The Elephant Man please?
Shop man: No. Hes' not your type.

How about Batman Forever?

No you need to bring it back tomorrow,

How about 48 hours then,

No tomorrow
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Does anybody think Whittle should be brought back, or at least repeated?

Possibly the greatest show on Channel 5 ever!!!

So sad Tim has gone. Victory should have been his.

Its a shame they dont give viewers the chance to vote one back in for the last night....

"I went to the Mirror Shop and said 'I wanna buy a mirror, you blonde lanky idiot'. The assistant said 'I'm over here, sir'"

What I love about Tim's stand up is the longer the act goes on the more people laugh. With the first few jokes you get laughs and some groans but after a couple of minutes everyone's got a real attack of the giggles.

Yes! Whittle was great. It was where I first discovered Tim! "Start the clock!"

He always seemed like a bit of a k**b to me

And yet he speaks highly of you.

This thread is for messages of support.
You could have at least called him 12" k**b



"I don't do jokes about Spain.
No way Jose"

Oh now you're talking! Whittle was magnificent, it was to Channel 5 what Countdown was to Channel 4 - a really fantastic, cheap-as-hell gameshow with a brilliant host. I so wish Challenge would show it again.

Strange that five, who generally make such tosh, made the 2 best gameshows I've ever seen - Whittle & The Mole.

Oh, and here goes:

"I don't make jokes about the London underground - that's beneath me"

"And I don't make jokes about the verb to jump out and scare someone. That's taboo".

I'm still mad with Tricia for what I feel was a tactical vote in voting off Tim.

I'd love to see Tricia get the boot tonight