She spends the winter in that tiny cold caravan and just when the weather starts to get better, she needs to move in with Viv

Kelly should make every effort to cover up those stick thin arms. I bet The Scrote would love to have a thin body and a large head.
Last edited by SULLA : 28-03-2007 at 20:14

That's women for you

Maybe she gets hayfever?

Ok, who said I used the search facility

I'm sure you called me Lord Flashheart....after all I did take you all to heaven and back

I dont actually watch Emmerdale as such

but sometimes when my mum's watching it, I'll watch a tiny bit - and I have to say the one that plays Marlon is a dreadful actor

he's over the top and very unconvincing

She told me it was Hotten and back.

I agree with that observation, Rob.
It amazes me that the Directors don't tell him to tone it down a few notches.
He's been well OTT for ages now IMO.

Yep, I mean, I realise he's trying to be funny, but he goes overboard and becomes unbearable

Boom Boom

He's worse when he's in a scene with Paddy.

They seem to try and out-buffoon each other.

Maybe we should send the boys round to 'have a word.'

Do we know any

I mean no boys here just .. BIG STRONG STRAPPIN' LADS!

whistle Smilie
Last edited by bizzimum : 28-03-2007 at 21:18

Yes.
I have Sicilian connections.

horses head type connections

Fake Victoria is actually on her third incarnation. She's only two behind her personalities now. I was hoping Alfie was going to make a re-appearance in that cupboard, but alas no. Easier to swap his head I'd have thought if they couldn't find the old one.

Good lord no! She's slowly joining the human race, that would be a trauma she'd need decades of therapy to get over!

Someone needs to hide the photos from her ... permanently!

Will she come accross some photos of some strange ginger headed girl and wonder who she is

Yes, especially if someone says she used to be an actress

You don't post on the Emm threads often enough, mate.
Every time you do though, it makes me laugh.


Please post more.
It's good to laugh.

But was the Sarah before the one who died the red-headed Victoria's mum?

That would make sense, so the transmogrification of Faketoria could have been foretold all along.