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Old 30-03-2007, 18:54
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Old 30-03-2007, 18:58
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Let's hope you get to post on the thread today Pablo
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Old 30-03-2007, 18:59
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L O L O L O - what's all this then
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Old 30-03-2007, 19:00
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Yeah it would be nice, although I have to keep an eye on the haulage yard tonight, I have a feeling in my water there is going to be trouble. I got new batteries in my torch.
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Old 30-03-2007, 19:01
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Originally Posted by bizzimum
L O L O L O - what's all this then
PC Dixon I presume.
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Old 30-03-2007, 19:01
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I know a special copper she’s about to take the heat
A very slim young gloomy lass, she really is a treat
She’s too sad for a policewoman, she’s often known to frown
And everybody says that lately she’s gloomiest lass in town

Sob …

She crys upon her duty, she weeps upon her beat
She sniffs at everybody when she’s walking in the street
She never can stop crying, she says she’s never tried
When she actually does arrest someone she’ll cry and then go hide

Sob

Oh, her sad face will get wrinkled, and then she’ll shut her eyes
She’ll gaze at scruffy Eli then gaze up to the skies
She’ll say “I must arrest you,” I didn't know what for
Lets just say that it’s the start of the Windsor Dingle War!
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Old 30-03-2007, 19:03
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Originally Posted by bizzimum
I know a special copper she’s about to take the heat
A very slim young gloomy lass, she really is a treat
She’s too sad for a policewoman, she’s often known to frown
And everybody says that lately she’s gloomiest lass in town

Sob …

She crys upon her duty, she weeps upon her beat
She sniffs at everybody when she’s walking in the street
She never can stop crying, she says she’s never tried
When she actually does arrest someone she’ll cry and then go hide

Sob

Oh, her sad face will get wrinkled, and then she’ll shut her eyes
She’ll gaze at scruffy Eli then gaze up to the skies
She’ll say “I must arrest you,” I didn't know what for
Lets just say that it’s the start of the Windsor Dingle War!


That's gonna take some beat ing.
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Old 30-03-2007, 19:03
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Originally Posted by bizzimum
I know a special copper she’s about to take the heat
A very slim young gloomy lass, she really is a treat
She’s too sad for a policewoman, she’s often known to frown
And everybody says that lately she’s gloomiest lass in town

Sob …

She crys upon her duty, she weeps upon her beat
She sniffs at everybody when she’s walking in the street
She never can stop crying, she says she’s never tried
When she actually does arrest someone she’ll cry and then go hide

Sob

Oh, her sad face will get wrinkled, and then she’ll shut her eyes
She’ll gaze at scruffy Eli then gaze up to the skies
She’ll say “I must arrest you,” I didn't know what for
Lets just say that it’s the start of the Windsor Dingle War!
Is there a tune please
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Old 30-03-2007, 19:04
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Originally Posted by Pickpuss
Is there a tune please
The laughing policeman.


Nice one Bizzi.
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Old 30-03-2007, 19:04
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Is there a tune please
The laughin' policeman
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Old 30-03-2007, 19:04
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Is Kelly turning into BA Baracus?
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Old 30-03-2007, 19:04
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How obvious, just as Marlon is planning to do something dodgy they show us Donna in her uniform
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Old 30-03-2007, 19:05
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Originally Posted by bizzimum
I know a special copper she’s about to take the heat
A very slim young gloomy lass, she really is a treat
She’s too sad for a policewoman, she’s often known to frown
And everybody says that lately she’s gloomiest lass in town

Sob …!
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Old 30-03-2007, 19:05
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Is Kelly turning into BA Baracus?
We'll know for definite when she's faced with boarding a plane
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Old 30-03-2007, 19:06
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We'll know for definite when she's faced with boarding a plane
And if she keeps saying, "I pity the fool..."
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Old 30-03-2007, 19:07
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Huh? when did Emily apply to be a Verger

And when did Emily move in to look after the Slugden kids
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Old 30-03-2007, 19:07
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Nice paint job on the car.
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Old 30-03-2007, 19:08
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Huh? when did Emily apply to be a Verger

And when did Emily move in to look after the Slugden kids
When Jack was in prison for arson.
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Old 30-03-2007, 19:08
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I thought getaway cars had to blend in to the background
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Old 30-03-2007, 19:08
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How obvious, just as Marlon is planning to do something dodgy they show us Donna in her uniform
I bet Paddy's first patient as a vet was Mandy
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Old 30-03-2007, 19:09
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We'll use a Dingle Cab for the job and then no one will guess it was us what did it
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Old 30-03-2007, 19:09
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Originally Posted by Pickpuss
I thought getaway cars had to blend in to the background
- I wonder if the meter is running
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Old 30-03-2007, 19:09
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Intruders Pablo, switch the CCTV back on
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Old 30-03-2007, 19:09
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I thought getaway cars had to blend in to the background
No, that was so last year, now you put the phone number of your place of work on them.
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Old 30-03-2007, 19:10
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TAXI!
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