Gotta love Grace Dent!
She refers to katie's quote: "Adam is a small boy in short shorts. At school he'd be in the C-stream, so I'd not have to deal with him,"
I also thought that that was an interesting comment, and said far more about Katie than about the people that Katie was slagging off.
And where she wrote Simon knows all about France. He's stayed in many hotels, he knows about the food, he knows about the wine, he knows about the women. Roarrrr. Simon says he's stayed in loads of French hotels and there are always teabags in the rooms, ergo, the French love teabags.
Hmmmm...I wonder if anyone pointed out to Simon that it turns out he doesn't know a whole lot about the French after all (I can't see many women of any nationality fancying him - he only looks about 12).