I wouldnt mind being a scriptwriter for EE....it would be easy writing for Phil..
Scene 5 - Episode 3000990 (this is make believe you know!)
Inside Mitchell house:
(heavy breath - sound like you've been running the marathon)
Phil: 'Mum...I'm emigrating to Sarf Africa..Caffy's asked me join 'er and Ben...we're gonna be a fam'ly again'
Peggy: 'Oh Fil thats great news but wot about the Vic, The Arches, The Snooker Hall...
duff duff duff duff duff....(programme ends whilst she is still reeling off the businesses he owns)
What do you think?