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EE bloodbath
willfull
02-04-2003
We know that EE want to have a share of the huge ratings Corrie is getting, so we reckon that Albert Square should get its own serial killer.
I reckon it could be that new market boy will be the serial killer (there's something about him that makes us feel a bit uneasy and the fact that he's only just arrived makes it more suspicious).
The victims should include definitely include Barry, probably Sam, least one of the Trumans, Vicki, Spencer ... and maybe Nana Moon as well (Ian Beale would be great too, but this is very unlikely).
In a stunning display of imagination and creativity, he'll kill them by hitting them with his shovel. Then, a la Sweeney Todd, he will take them round to Laura in the caff, who will make meat pies out of them (if Ian Beale is a victim the irony of him being fried in batter would be great). Those that are too gristly to eat (Patrick Truman or Nana Moon), he'll bury in the allotments.
The highlight of the story would, of course, be the episode when the killer is unmasked and everyone realises they have eaten a friend or relative.
What other ways do you think he'll kill people and dispose of their bodies? Please bear in mind that no-one in who works for EastEnders seems to have has much imagination, so you can just steal the plots from elsewhere.
(p.s sorries to lc viewers who read this a few weeks ago, but I thought more people should discuss it)
Drifter
04-04-2003
I think Phil Mitchell should be casually walking in the market one day, slip on a loose RADISH and just DIE.
metronomeman
04-04-2003
Sonia should feed Phil to Wellard. Yum yum...
simalo
05-04-2003
Quote:
“Originally posted by metronomeman
Sonia should feed Phil to Wellard. Yum yum... ”

Surely she'd be done by the RSPCA if that happened
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