Oh no! No hilarious thread to read afterwards! I read last week's one last night - all 33 PAGES of it and ended up with tears running down my cheeks I was laughing so much. The first part at least read as a high-speed, full-on, no-holds-barred, slightly bonkers commentary which was just brilliant. So, thanks to everyone who contributed to it and hence to me spitting coffee all over my keyboard (note to self: do not read posts and drink coffee at same time)