I agree- I absolutely can't stand her, but do have to grudgingly admit that she does seem to be fairly capable, at least so far. (Apart from when she's selling lollies to parents via their toddlers )

Here we go ...Sir Alan gets the luv story out!

Katie's 'bang on' about Kristina.

Relationship being brought into question

Look at their faces, he's being stitched up like a kipper.

Paul should aspire to be a quartermaster, but he is actually bad at peeling spuds.

That burner ...............

Hahhahahahahahah, i could tell they were made for one another!

Here we go!
HOLD ON!

No. I'm even finding Tre more acceptable!! I hate Paul's voice, his very false accent & his horrible thin lips!

why haven't we been shown any of the canoodling ?

Paul's dying on his feet, trying to blame everyone but himself, and SAS's letting the other two just lay into him. I reckon give it a minute and SAS will step in and say 'hang on' then fire Paul.

Hahaha, he's *still* going on about the "quality" of that cheese. Those 5kg blocks of cheddar are basically the same as what is sold as "Tesco Value" in smaller packets. It's what we sell to resaurants to use as an ingredient for things like cheese sauce, not as a quality product.

Another case of "friendly fire" from the army, this time english not american

Eeeejet!

No........

Paul has to go, surely?

Paul is surrounded!! and no Katie and now Magaret is putting the boot in

Is Kristina the one who shoved the lolly into the kids hand and then asked the mum for £2.50?

It better not be Adam, Srallen...

I was waiting for someone to mention that she actually went to get the bloody sausages cooked.

Yes! Finally Kristina actually managing to cook the sausages gets mentioned. And what about the 2 french speakers running off together...

Paul and Katie both have army backgrounds. Isn't one of the basic army rules is to not become intimate with your fellow soliders as it leaves you open to being taken advance of when you are at your weakest.

How much did the other team win by, I missed it.

i have to admit selling dodgy valueblocks of vacuum packed cheeses to the french was the most stupid idea i have ever seen.and that makeshift cooker was a mickeytake,

Bin Paul Sir Alan,You know it makes sense

Warmed up? He couldn't even get the sausages warmed up? How the hell is he gonna get himself warmed up?

I am VERY GLAD that an eejit like Paul is no longer in our Army.