Big Brother Online are to publish a story about Avid Going in the BB house this summer.

Will be within the next few days apparently and includes quotes from the man himself.

That would be brilliant as he's mental!

This I cant wait to see!

I think Avids over the top but it would be so funny - the one thing I could never do was share a flat with him lol

I doubt it, it would have been really really funny last year when the hms didn't know who he was, but this year I think Avid would fall a bit flat.

But isn't he going into the BB house to film those promos he does for Big Brother? Isn't that what it means- are you sure it wasn't an april fools joke?

All these rumours.....

Probably are rubbish ..but it would be a laugh if they stuck him in as 'head of house' for a week. Imagine what 'tasks' he would have them doing for/with him.
Or if they have a secret room where a winning housemate goes....only to find they've to share a bunkbed with Avid Merrion!

Please, no more Avid....he was mildly entertaining to begin with, then became rather tedious, then just down right boring. We saw all that he had to offer during BB3, something fresh is needed for BB4.

I thought the BB3 adverts were quite good but everything I have seen of him since makes me think he is a creep, not very funny, hugely egotistical. If he went in he would try to get the whole show to revolve around him.

Think Jonny then multiply by ten

Originally posted by Swingaleg:


I think we're entering the realms of impossibility here, it's probably easier to get our heads around quantum mechanics and black holes than that particular equation.

I think we are entering the realms of The Twilight Zone. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

I think you're right. Swingaleg, you've scared us - please take back your words, in the name of humanity, please.

Horrific as the image is, though, I think Swing is right.

Could Avid Merrion be Mick Hucknall's and Anne Robinson's lovechild?

You might want to cower behind the couch for this one Achtung

Imagine Jonny with several years TV experience, constant ego-massaging from luvvies who think he is really funny, an insatiable desire to be seen as shocking and outrageous. Put him in a house with a dozen naive wannabees who probably all think he's the bees knees and that he can really help their putative careers. A professional amongst amateurs.

What do you have - Avid !!

Maybe they were separated at birth? One brought up in the outer reaches of Siberia by bears and wolves, kept away from the sun, developing a funny accent, strange mannerisms and an obsession with Big Brother? The other one became Avid.

Found him a bit tacky on Comic Relief.
Mind you we were assured that Keith Chegwin and his cherry picker was to be a part of BB3 and that didn't materialise.

We must be thankful for small mercies then.

...as in tiny?

I switched channels this morning and saw Keith on top of an open bus waving over walls - does anyone know what that was about?

Not yet, but he could have a part to play when they make the feature film, you know,

Cheggers Plays Poppy

Didn't Keith Chegwin do some sort of naked gameshow?

That would be a stretch.

Got to agree - The Spanish Deviant Stalker in a neckbrace has been done to death..............

I don't know what Cheggers is playing at never mind with whom

Chegger's Bedroom

Will you watch?

OMG

I'm fairly sure that I used to watch Cheggers Plays Pop but I must have been in my 20s when it was on

And the girl he married when he was about 20 is now a presenter on QVC

OMG BB4 hasn't started and I'm agreeing with Eejay and Mes. I'm getting worried now.
Can we think of a long, slow painful death for both Avid and Keith? If I never see either of them again, it'll be too soon. Avid was funny for a couple of weeks, but now I find him sinister. No more PLEASE.

That story is there now, see here:

http://www.bigbrotheronline.co.uk/bb...ost_bb3/36.htm

I still think he's funny and he'd certainly liven things up if there was a bit of a lull (as there usually is half way through).

Thanks for the link jaydash.