did you not see the white bobble hat he was wearing on the ferry..?

what a tosser

i HATE the way simon takes the Pi££ outta everyone (Natalie, Adam, even SA) and everyone nervously laughs.

its pathetic

i just think hes a nasty pretentious person, i think adam did quite well with the task, the way paul laughed when they were discussing the price of the banner. just downright rude.

they dont like him because he is a northern car salesman.

its a class thing

His embarrassing impressions of fellow contestants (who are never in the room at the time) mark him out as the public school bully boy he no doubt was. Interestingly, he only seems to imitate the more "working class" housemates. Pathetic is right.

You are going to love one of his impressions in this week's Apprentice (see BBC website for preview). He has clearly been watching too much "It aint half hot Mum".

Just watched it ... to be fair to him, Tre started it, I'm not sure who's the more reprehensible.

It gets even better next week: the Apprentice website has a trailer featuring a highly entertaining soundtrack - written and performed by Simon himself - for their team's advert for some very, er, 'street' trainers. SPOILER:http://www.bbc.co.uk/apprentice/videos/vid/113.html

Simon looks a bit like a frog.

Simon = frog
Ghazal = gazelle
Katie = horse

Katie reminds me of Sarah Kennedys evil twin

I've not clicked the link, but I've heard what he's going to be doing - absolute quality! Can't wait for him to make an even bigger pratt of himself!

Simon seems a bit of a gimp, someone who thinks he is so cool but isn't, and has an utter lack of self-awareness to see it.

Why do I get the feeling Simon has a rich mummy and daddy, who paid for him through University and his around the world trips.

He's a bit David Brent in that respect, isn't he.