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Old 08-05-2007, 18:36
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Well good morning judge, how are you today
Im in trouble, about a flying King
and a Vet offering me a ring.
There's a vet wants to marry me
There's a vet wants to marry me
There's a vet wants to marry me
at my age I am not choosy.

I didn't hear it, I wasn't there
but for marriage, I'm willing to swear.


Well good morning judge, yes Im back again
Here last week when Kelly was in the dock
you didn't like her and the door did lock.
I got scared and I drove away
I got scared and I drove away
I got scared and I drove away
gave the man dosh and he ran away

I didn't kill him, he was my dad
yeah we argued, cos he was bad
I didn't kill him, I never could
cos all my plans, well they ain't no good.


Demdke Jail like a home sweet home
Kelly's dyke food and never alone
there are many deserve to be there
but they're walking round without a care.
Who killed Tom, could be anyone
Who killed Tom, could be anyone
Who killed Tom, could be anyone
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Old 08-05-2007, 18:42
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Nice one Pablo

A whole hour goody .... I didn't know that

Here's another singalong as we wait

Wanna tell you a story
'Bout a woman I know
When it comes to Morphin'
she really steals the show
She ain't exactly pretty
Ain't exactly small
when she appears as a man
she really tricks us all

She’s a whole lotta woman
A whole lotta woman
Whole lotta Lisa

She can double up as Eddie
The camera never lies
When they’re in a scene together
We can’t believe our eyes
Pablo says it’s mirrors
It’s all very clever stuff
Or is Eddie really Lisa?
And HE’S just called our bluff!
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Old 08-05-2007, 18:43
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Well good morning judge, how are you today
Im in trouble, about a flying King
and a Vet offering me a ring.
There's a vet wants to marry me
There's a vet wants to marry me
There's a vet wants to marry me
at my age I am not choosy.
10cc, good choice of song pablo! LMAO
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Old 08-05-2007, 18:54
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A fright'ning sight's soon to be viewed,
For Paddy will pose in the nude;
The art class will paint
And the viewers will faint,
Shortly after they've violently spewed.


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Old 08-05-2007, 18:57
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She can double up as Eddie
The camera never lies
When they’re in a scene together
We can’t believe our eyes
Pablo says it’s mirrors
It’s all very clever stuff
Or is Eddie really Lisa?
And HE’S just called our bluff!
PMSL, bizzi It's ditty overload time
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Old 08-05-2007, 19:00
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Why the hell is it just a random 1 hour episode?! I hate that. "Who Killed Tom King?" is dire now. Also, has there been ANY point in the whole online investigation? I mean, do they all know who killed Tom? No... so what has it achieved?
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Old 08-05-2007, 19:01
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I've missed the fab Glynis Barber!
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Old 08-05-2007, 19:04
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Bye folks, Emmerdale's on
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Old 08-05-2007, 19:04
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I think Peril would call Jimmy scary.
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Old 08-05-2007, 19:04
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rolf@ Jimmy "I DON'T WANNA BE A GANGSTER!"
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Old 08-05-2007, 19:05
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"I don't wanna be a gangster"

no fear of that happening
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Old 08-05-2007, 19:06
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Viv!!!!
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Old 08-05-2007, 19:07
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Why were Mr Maff-U and Carl dressed like the Blues Brother
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Old 08-05-2007, 19:07
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Why is Viv wearing prison clothes
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Old 08-05-2007, 19:07
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Surely, Bob can't have fresh supplies in that van
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Old 08-05-2007, 19:07
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Why were Mr Maff-U and Carl dressed like the Blues Brother
Why is Viv wearing prison clothes
Are they the costumes they have for the pageant?
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Old 08-05-2007, 19:08
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Get ready for a great big hug, Uncle Eddie styley.
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Old 08-05-2007, 19:09
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I can't stand Carrie and her obsession with protecting Scarlett
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Old 08-05-2007, 19:09
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Awww St Eddie

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Old 08-05-2007, 19:10
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Methinks Hairy doth protest too much.
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Old 08-05-2007, 19:11
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Matthew.



So, did Hairy forget where he was going, because he has gone back the way he came??
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Old 08-05-2007, 19:12
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The Matthew smilie ---->
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Old 08-05-2007, 19:15
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Surely, Bob can't have fresh supplies in that van
ah so Mr Bob is full of supplies's - :sleep:
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Old 08-05-2007, 19:16
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Oooh, 3 ditties in one episode how will I cope
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Old 08-05-2007, 19:17
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"I don't wanna be a gangster"

no fear of that happening
Great line.
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