Lets make up our own Emmerdale spoilers!

Here are mine:

Victoria gets rushed to the mental hospital next week after "Walter Todd" hits her. Jack decides he's had enough and she then starts making animal noises!

The Dingle's shack of a house burns to the ground

Steph gets rushed to Hotten General and is diagnosed with anorexia

Nicola is arrested for slander

Edna's hat blows off with a strong gust of wind

Emily goes crazy after Debbie tells her how much she hates her. Emily then wrecks Viv's shop

Diane's wig falls off in the Woolack

What do you think?!!

You should be working for the Emmerdale scripts department with these! LOL

They would provide some more laffs in the village!

Walter Todd turns out to be a ghost that only Victoria can see... But he turns evil and starts playing tricks.

Edna and Mack become a item. ... And they get married e.c.t. e.c.t......

LOL! Edna and Mack, I can see it all now! Edna would draw the line at wearing a vale at the wedding, she would never take her hat off!


So which one do you think is the funniest?! I love all of them, but Steph beign diagnosed with Anorexia and Emily wrecking Viv's shop are my favourite ones!

So???

It's got to be BOB.. he's so funny.

And guess who his dad is in real life.... go on, i'll give you a clue............."Oh, Miss Jones !!!"....

Er????? I did'n tmention Bob in any made up spoilers!

LOL Dreary,

I think someone thought that you were asking who was the funniest character in Emmerdale, and didn't pay any attention to the spoilers you had written. I got a bit lost too

Humph!

Are you not going to have a guess who Bob's dad is.... I was suprised too when i found out..

And the more i look at him the more he does look like his dad.

I'm not sufficiently interested to tell u the truth!

Leonard Rossiter, really? I didn't know that, but he is very like him. He's dead isn't he, Leonard?

Oh.........................well whats that gotta do with Emmerdale spoilers?

yep..


It's good to know at least one new thing everyday.

Oh right, sorry!

Pollard and betty elgaton have an affair
tricia gets a brain

Jarvis is seen sporting one of Edna's hats while he's driving the Bin truck.

Pollard and Lisa mix business with pleasure and paint each other's bodies.

Being surrounded by Dingles Chris discovers he has a Dingle in his Lintage and goes dingy.

Zoe discovers she is the real sane person in the family.

Jack and Diane get together to discover they really did hate each other.

Trish becomes a big hit in Bollywood while Marlon gets it on with Steph.

paddy finds emilys secret hoard of helium and hides it from her, resulting in her actually walking around the village with a deep husky voice.


jack suddenly realises that the robert in his house is not the robert that left for a break in spain.

zack comes back from his trip to find out that sam dingle is actually "dougnut" from the old kids show "palace hill" and kicks him out.

the woolpack after years and years of trading has a guest ale on offer.

chris tates legs actually start to show signs of deterioration after years of non use.

lol! The Robert Sugden one is good! So is Emily's!

Didn't this already happen???

Here are mine:

Sam undergoes a brain transplant after been diagnosed with a brain tumor. And when he comes round he had an IQ of 300!

15 years from now, Victoria and Walter get married!

Mother of new family has affair with Ashley.

Ali has a heart transplant and start behaving very oddly. He then finds out the heart came from a murderer who killed himself while in prison.

Now that Steph is living with Rodney and Nicola she admits to been a lesbian and ends up sleeping with Nicola. They get their relationship blessed by Ashley, then Nicola finds out she is pregnant, and the father turns out to be the last guy she slept with, who was MACK!

SF

After a long drinking session in the Woolpack Charity decides to drive home at midnight and ends up running over Laurel in the road, who just happened to be scrubbing the tarmac. In a panic, she phones Chris who promptly tells her he's been reading up on black magic and necromancy, and immediately orders her to bring the body home so they can use it in a ritual to make his legs work again. Unfortunately, Laurel only has "cuts and bruises" and wakes up halfway through the ritual and in a blind panic, throws a vase at Chris's head, killing him. Charity is distraught and angry and ends up killing Laurel, before taking her own life. Debbie wanders in and is so upset she throws herself off a bridge. Emily comes round later and is so shocked that her voice goes higher than ever and she spontaneously combusts. Zoe discovers the mess in the morning, thinks she's going mad again, everyone blames her and she's put in an asylum. *credits roll*

lol! Some of those are really good, especially Nicola admitting she's a lesbian! The one of Laurel srcubbing the tarmac is a laugh too, then Emily's voice going higher!

Well Done!

Dreary, you have REALLY started soemthing here!!
Such wicked imaginations LOL

Thanks! U have E-mail by the way!

Hiya
I know. I was in the middle of replying a little while ago, when i realised you were on the boards, so i came over.
You will have email shortly!

I'm going out in 15 mins!