It's immature I know, and slighty harsh on old toad face but there is one burning question to be answered...

If ALW asked you to marry him, and in return you would be the biggest star the West End had ever seen, could you? Would you?

P.S- One of the conditions of marriage is that the lights are always ON (Sorry, sick making I know)

How very...odd :s

loving_the_cove, there are some things i just don't even want to contemplate and that is one of them.

This thread is so strange it's almost brilliant. Haha

Of course!! hmmm, actually I'll wait and see....

A very scary thought but I undersatnd why women have done it.

OOH what a horrible thought waking up to that face,in the morning, but hes rumoured to have a huge willy and hes minted so let me think mmmmm NO !

Oh stop, my stomach can't take it.

He's a very rich man, so definitely. I would just take to having an affair with the hunky gardener whom I would make ALW employ.

And who would the gardener be? We have to know ALL the facts before making a decision.

Also do we have to stay married to ALW? I quite like my own husband and I have invested 10 years of training in him. Can I marry ALW and then divorce him for a few mil on the grounds of never consummating the marriage? Obviously have a go with my choice of gardener (I'm thinking Lady Chatterley had it right there), then go back 'home' with a few quid in my pocket so husband 1 didn't have to work?

....you'd automatically be 'Lady', Sarah Brightman missed out on that only being his second wife.

Oooh that sounds cool. Think of the money I'd save on flight upgrades too! The idea is developing into a plan...

Wouldn't Daniel make a lovely gardener? but he's not the one I'd be playing wheelbarrow with!

Keith could do the shopping although he'd have to learn his way round Waitrose instead of Tesco's!