Come on guys,
Plenty witty people on here , let's see if we can help the show out with some Joe jokes
Plenty witty people on here , let's see if we can help the show out with some Joe jokes
Joe Jokes
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God, anything would be better than the crap we got last saturday, that goat joke was terrible.
ALW is reminding me more and more of David Brent, he makes a joke and then we all watch while it crashes and burns - it's just embarrasing.
Don't know what we'd do if it wasn't for Graham, saving the situation with his facial expression alone
ALW is reminding me more and more of David Brent, he makes a joke and then we all watch while it crashes and burns - it's just embarrasing.
Don't know what we'd do if it wasn't for Graham, saving the situation with his facial expression alone
My 'jokes' so far have been:
Daniel's middle name is 'Likes'
Q. Why did Lee get to sing 'Leave Right Now'?
A. He overheard ALW & Zoe talking about getting rid of him, so then they had to give him this song and get rid of Daniel instead.
And in a similar vein...
Q. How did Lee get to sing 'Paint it Black'?
A. Lee asked ALW what song he was doing next Sat, ALW thought he was talking about what he should do about his receding hairline; so ALW said 'Paint it Black'!
Q. What's the difference between Ben & Orville?
A. Orville can sing the high notes.
Q. What's the difference between Keith & Orville?
A. Nothing.
On gay websites, our beloved programme is referred to as 'Any Queen Will Do'
That's all for now!
Daniel's middle name is 'Likes'
Q. Why did Lee get to sing 'Leave Right Now'?
A. He overheard ALW & Zoe talking about getting rid of him, so then they had to give him this song and get rid of Daniel instead.
And in a similar vein...
Q. How did Lee get to sing 'Paint it Black'?
A. Lee asked ALW what song he was doing next Sat, ALW thought he was talking about what he should do about his receding hairline; so ALW said 'Paint it Black'!
Q. What's the difference between Ben & Orville?
A. Orville can sing the high notes.
Q. What's the difference between Keith & Orville?
A. Nothing.
On gay websites, our beloved programme is referred to as 'Any Queen Will Do'
That's all for now!
In cheesey Graham Norton vein
Will Ben be the Joe
To make us Glow
And tonight which Joe
Will put on the best show?
Will Ben be the Joe
To make us Glow
And tonight which Joe
Will put on the best show?
couple of anagrams
Lee Mead...............Dame Eel
Lewis Bradley.........Bad Sewer Liley
Keith Jack................Thick Jake
Ben Ellis...................El Nibles
Lee Mead...............Dame Eel
Lewis Bradley.........Bad Sewer Liley
Keith Jack................Thick Jake
Ben Ellis...................El Nibles
Originally Posted by rachelle73:
“Q. Why did Daniel cross the road
A. He was being chased by a bunch of insane kittens”
“Q. Why did Daniel cross the road
A. He was being chased by a bunch of insane kittens”
isnt that true!
Originally Posted by binny:
“couple of anagrams
Lee Mead...............Dame Eel
Lewis Bradley.........Bad Sewer Liley
Keith Jack................Thick Jake
Ben Ellis...................El Nibles”
“couple of anagrams
Lee Mead...............Dame Eel
Lewis Bradley.........Bad Sewer Liley
Keith Jack................Thick Jake
Ben Ellis...................El Nibles”
I likeee
Originally Posted by binny:
“couple of anagrams
Lee Mead...............Dame Eel
Lewis Bradley.........Bad Sewer Liley
Keith Jack................Thick Jake
Ben Ellis...................El Nibles”
“couple of anagrams
Lee Mead...............Dame Eel
Lewis Bradley.........Bad Sewer Liley
Keith Jack................Thick Jake
Ben Ellis...................El Nibles”
LOL....Think I'm going to buy a cat and call it El Nibles....classic
Bad Sewer Liley....eeeuuuugggghhhhh
Originally Posted by rachelle73:
“Q. Why did Daniel cross the road
A. He was being chased by a bunch of insane kittens”
“Q. Why did Daniel cross the road
A. He was being chased by a bunch of insane kittens”
in the style of karen from will and grace "it's funny cause it's true!"
lol
Originally Posted by nicky8:
“LOL....Think I'm going to buy a cat and call it El Nibles....classic
Bad Sewer Liley....eeeuuuugggghhhhh”
“LOL....Think I'm going to buy a cat and call it El Nibles....classic
Bad Sewer Liley....eeeuuuugggghhhhh”
lol my puppy still has no name.. I'm actually thinking about Ellis !
Originally Posted by Lula Mae:
“lol my puppy still has no name.. I'm actually thinking about Ellis !”
“lol my puppy still has no name.. I'm actually thinking about Ellis !
”
Fantastic name for a puppy...what kind? Has it got puppy dog eyes like Ben?
Originally Posted by rachelle73:
“Q. Why did Daniel cross the road
A. He was being chased by a bunch of insane kittens”
“Q. Why did Daniel cross the road
A. He was being chased by a bunch of insane kittens”
LOL
Lee sang LEAVE RIGHT NOW coz he was having a BAD DAY, and no he doesn't WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT but after a nice cup of tea and a plate of steak and onions he's ALRIGHT NOW.
(poor poor joke I know, in fact it is 'a bit rubbish')
(poor poor joke I know, in fact it is 'a bit rubbish')
Originally Posted by rachelle73:
“Lee sang LEAVE RIGHT NOW coz he was having a BAD DAY, and no he doesn't WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT but after a nice cup of tea and a plate of steak and onions he's ALRIGHT NOW.
(poor poor joke I know, in fact it is 'a bit rubbish')”
“Lee sang LEAVE RIGHT NOW coz he was having a BAD DAY, and no he doesn't WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT but after a nice cup of tea and a plate of steak and onions he's ALRIGHT NOW.
(poor poor joke I know, in fact it is 'a bit rubbish')
”
It's a good joke - don't Paint it Black
Originally Posted by nicky8:
“Fantastic name for a puppy...what kind? Has it got puppy dog eyes like Ben?”
“Fantastic name for a puppy...what kind? Has it got puppy dog eyes like Ben?
”
he a little chihuahua. yea gorgeous brown eyes. and big ears. woah.. maybe he's a Chris (B)
Originally Posted by rachelle73:
“Lee sang LEAVE RIGHT NOW coz he was having a BAD DAY, and no he doesn't WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT but after a nice cup of tea and a plate of steak and onions he's ALRIGHT NOW.
(poor poor joke I know, in fact it is 'a bit rubbish')”
“Lee sang LEAVE RIGHT NOW coz he was having a BAD DAY, and no he doesn't WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT but after a nice cup of tea and a plate of steak and onions he's ALRIGHT NOW.
(poor poor joke I know, in fact it is 'a bit rubbish')
”
LOL!!! I love it!!!!
Originally Posted by Lula Mae:
“he a little chihuahua. yea gorgeous brown eyes. and big ears. woah.. maybe he's a Chris (B)”
“he a little chihuahua. yea gorgeous brown eyes. and big ears. woah.. maybe he's a Chris (B)
”
Does he have big teeth
Hey only joking I would have those teeth too if I could afford it
Originally Posted by twingle:
“Does he have big teeth Hey only joking I would have those teeth too if I could afford it”
“Does he have big teeth
Hey only joking I would have those teeth too if I could afford it”
I'm not sure he'd sell them to you, no matter how much you offered
Originally Posted by twingle:
“Does he have big teeth Hey only joking I would have those teeth too if I could afford it”
“Does he have big teeth
Hey only joking I would have those teeth too if I could afford it”
Lol so would I!!! *checks pups mouth* He's got Rob teeth
edit. LOL Eryndil
I hope this doesn't get me shot.
How many Josephs does it take to change a lightbulb?
Lee: Lightbulbs? I don't change lightbulbs, but I can get my agent to do it whilst I'm out.
Lewis: Just one, but I might worry myself to death with the problem and need a therapist to take me through the grief process after.
Keith: Why change the lightbulb I look better in the dark
Ben: Why bother, I'm so brilliant I carry my own light.
My apologies to anyone who takes offence, this is the joke thread, and I mean no harm by it.
How many Josephs does it take to change a lightbulb?
Lee: Lightbulbs? I don't change lightbulbs, but I can get my agent to do it whilst I'm out.
Lewis: Just one, but I might worry myself to death with the problem and need a therapist to take me through the grief process after.
Keith: Why change the lightbulb I look better in the dark
Ben: Why bother, I'm so brilliant I carry my own light.
My apologies to anyone who takes offence, this is the joke thread, and I mean no harm by it.
Originally Posted by lassie:
“I hope this doesn't get me shot.
How many Josephs does it take to change a lightbulb?
Lee: Lightbulbs? I don't change lightbulbs, but I can get my agent to do it whilst I'm out.
Lewis: Just one, but I might worry myself to death with the problem and need a therapist to take me through the grief process after.
Keith: Why change the lightbulb I look better in the dark
Ben: Why bother, I'm so brilliant I carry my own light.
My apologies to anyone who takes offence, this is the joke thread, and I mean no harm by it.”
“I hope this doesn't get me shot.
How many Josephs does it take to change a lightbulb?
Lee: Lightbulbs? I don't change lightbulbs, but I can get my agent to do it whilst I'm out.
Lewis: Just one, but I might worry myself to death with the problem and need a therapist to take me through the grief process after.
Keith: Why change the lightbulb I look better in the dark
Ben: Why bother, I'm so brilliant I carry my own light.
My apologies to anyone who takes offence, this is the joke thread, and I mean no harm by it.”
Top class - love it
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