On a similar theme.

Poor Poor Ben was CRYIN in the Joseph house, someone apparently had stepped on his BLUE SUEDE SHOES, TELL ME IT'S NOT TRUE, said Rob, Lewis blurted out THAT'S LIFE before mincing outside to go DANCING IN THE MOONLIGHT with Chris B who had just been WALKING IN MEMPHIS. Keith came bounding in to offer his condolences, LET ME ENTERTAIN YOU, not helping, snivelled Ben, I just want to be ALL BY MYSELF. When I find the culprit, I'll, I'll... Geez some people have SUSPICIOUS MINDS beamed Craig. Hey I'm just a DAYDREAM BELIEVER myself, why don't you just PAINT IT BLACK!! Or BLACK OR WHITE piped up Craig, Ben started to get a bit twitchy, I think you'd better LEAVE RIGHT NOW, said Lee. Nuff said, I'm going HOME. Sob sob

Will Lee Mead
Play the Lead?

Can Keith
Become Chief?

Will Ben be Joe?
Or a No Go?

Or is Lewis the man
now he's beaten Dan?

Sorry - those are pretty bad but sort of in keeping with the stuff they say on the show!

I am liking them all except that one

Songs for this week:

Lee : Look into my eyes, you will see, what this means to me
Keith : I'd like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony
Lewis: There's no-one quite like Grandma (or Nan)
Ben : Will the Real Slim Shady please stand up.

There was a young man called Keith
Who dazzled you with white smiley teeth
He wanted to be Jo
He wouldn't take no
One day he would become chief

There was a young man called Lew
Competition was tough, and he knew
He wanted to win
To lose was a sin
One day his dream would come true.

There was a young man called Ben
He'd be a star, the question was when
The boy he could grove
And those hips they would move
The girls marked him ten out of ten.

There was a young man called Lee
Talented for all to see
He knew he was Jo
He could act like a pro
Lets hope the voters agree.

That's a good one

Why did Bill Kenwright cross the road.

He got a bit lost on the way to the studio.

You forgot Craig..
"I'll do it, everyone likes orange neon don't they ?"

not as funny as last nights

Sorry, I'll try and do better, *hangs head in shame*

(((Bill)))) Take no notice.

" I love you, in fact everybody loves you and you are the one that everyone will love even more now than they did last week, because you're wonderful and we love you and practically the whole world loves you, and noone in this competition deserves more love then you, for your wonderfulness and loveliness, which I have to say I love, and so does everyone else, and when they think of you it is with pure love and loving kindness and lovely feelings of utter love than only you, oh lovely you, can bring as being such a vision of lovely loveliness.




>>>....I'll definitely be glad to stop writing Bill's script when this is all over... !

Ten and a bit actually

Can you feel the love tonight

(sorry Bill I love you really)

hee hee

There's a lot of love in this room!!

I'll give you ten out of ten Lassie

Nice bit of poetry there Lassie, go to the top of the class!!

Aww shucks, thank you

what i find amusing, alw makes his no business like jo business joke and nothing, Graham nicks it a week later and its funny! agreed tho, the goat joke was utter pants

How many josephs does it take to change a light bulb?

12...........one to do it and the other 11 to sing about it

OMG! Bwahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Fret not, me dear. It was funny.

well there was two possibilities in it!

I know I will get lynched for this (sorry Dan fans)

Dear Daniel

SINCE U BEEN GONE, MAGGIE MAY is now safe and well but your kittens have all gone mad!!

lol

I think you have found your funny bone again. I love it.