Wayne, wearing a thin, wet, transparent cagool: "I feel like a used condom".
Best Comedy Moments
Gotta be the melting of Linda's boots.
Culprit for melting them = Phil who blatently says to AWT "you'll have to take the blame for this" (after trying to re-mould the sole)
Later when Linda discovers the melted boot and automatically blames it on AWT, Phil has amnesia .....
Culprit for melting them = Phil who blatently says to AWT "you'll have to take the blame for this" (after trying to re-mould the sole)
Later when Linda discovers the melted boot and automatically blames it on AWT, Phil has amnesia .....
Must be Fash describing the contents of his pants and Phil's concerned question "what about the old fella?"
LOL - almost made the missus wet her self laughing
LOL - almost made the missus wet her self laughing
Fash is explaining martial arts in relation to the meditation and self-discipline
Phil : Have you ever smacked anyone, then ?
Phil : Have you ever smacked anyone, then ?
Its got to be Phill doing the tapdancing routine, If you havent seen it yet make sure you do later today I coudnt stop laughing
OMG, I'm just watching what I recorded last night
Phil and AWT are discussing the speed of light with one of the interchangeable blond girls
It's pretty high level stuff !!!
( as an aside, would the speed of light be relative to the domestic appliance ? They keep going on about the speed of light in a vacuum, but nobody tells us the relative speed in a washing machine or fridge )
Phil and AWT are discussing the speed of light with one of the interchangeable blond girls
It's pretty high level stuff !!!
( as an aside, would the speed of light be relative to the domestic appliance ? They keep going on about the speed of light in a vacuum, but nobody tells us the relative speed in a washing machine or fridge )
Quote:
“Originally posted by gazza71
I once put my cat in the freezer. ”
“Originally posted by gazza71
I once put my cat in the freezer. ”
you might have, then again you might not have.
Quote:
“Originally posted by metafis
you might have, then again you might not have. ”
“Originally posted by metafis
you might have, then again you might not have.
”
but was it dead, alive, or both dead and alive ?
Pity it wasn't the show's Cat that was in the freezer....her being bothe daed and alive in the first place would nmake an interesting twist on the Quantum Physics
Quote:
“Originally posted by swingaleg
( as an aside, would the speed of light be relative to the domestic appliance ? They keep going on about the speed of light in a vacuum, but nobody tells us the relative speed in a washing machine or fridge ) ”
“Originally posted by swingaleg
( as an aside, would the speed of light be relative to the domestic appliance ? They keep going on about the speed of light in a vacuum, but nobody tells us the relative speed in a washing machine or fridge ) ”
The speed of light is constant, if it wasn't we all walk into lamposts that we hadn't seen till the last minute.
What I do know is that the only time it changes is in a black hole, I think. Then again a vaccum could be considered a very very tiny black hole so................... maybe................. Heck I don't know I failed physics O level.
Quote:
“Originally posted by Pitman
so what happens if you put a lamp post in your fridge ? ”
“Originally posted by Pitman
so what happens if you put a lamp post in your fridge ? ”
1 youv'e got a b****y big fridge
2 it'll get cold.
3 maybe not that cold as the lit bulb will create heat.
4 it will knacker your ice cube tray.
5 Six months after you remove the lamp post you will find a lasagne with the cure for SARS as a green blob on the surface.
