Watching the repeated live feed this afternoon my ears pricked up to the conversation Fash was having with Linda. He was telling her he flew to England for the photo shoot and then flew straight back to Nigeria at the total cost to himself of £10,000. No I didn't mis hear because he repeated it a couple of times. Linda asked him whether the production company was paying he replied no.

Linda didn't look too convinced with the story and frankly neither am I.

Let's face it - the guy is a loser..........

Has anyone asked if he ever screwed Ulrika yet?

The man's a total humbug.

John's advice:-

Chris said he was not in a permanent relationship.

John advised him: "When you meet the right one you'll put your head right in there."


Says it all, really....................

He does have a way with words. I had to LOL when today he said "They're not going to ask us stuff we don't know. like they won't ask us how many children Wayne has, 'cos he doesn't have any." hehehe bless him and his words of wisdom.

He is seriously needing to check in with the psychiatric services when he gets home.


To quote a classic from the Iraqi Information Minister - "You are too far from reality".