Tony Blair!

The Tony Blair of 1997...the same sort of smile...you can see Simon in the boardroom, when Siralan mentions that dodgy dossier, giving that sheepish look and silly Tony B grin and saying he acted in good faith..

Pristine hair; expensive suits; trendy job title; Westminster, Cambridge and the Credit Suisse graduate scheme...

yeap, given the chance I'm sure Tone would've found a place for him round his cabinet table

Except Simon is not NuLabor he's GreenTory