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Suggestions for Katie's new job
Now Katie has been fired by the Met Office what jobs do you think would suit her special skills?
I thought that she could be Putin's chief hatchet woman - a bit like Bond villainess Rosa Klebb - but I know you can do better. |
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Kentucky Fried chicken would give her a job.
no hold on theres enough bird flu as it is. |
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Well married men seem to like her and she is now well know for not letting their status bother her. So I was thinking that she could start a honey trap agency for cheating husbands? Let's face it she has proven track record so the wives that hire her know that they won't be wasting their money.
Or maybe she could get a job as dracula's assistant. I don't know why but I think she would be quite good at being menace to society by night and looking completely innocent by day? See, loads of job prospects. She needn't worry.
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I think she may struggle, no male manager will employ her unless he is single for fear of reprisals from his other half.
No female will employ her because of her bitchy nature to all the other females on the show. So she could be a lighthouse keeper,
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Well she could get a job pumping toilet waste out of aircraft for BA. This would utilise her pumping skills and allow her to work for her favourite airline.
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I wonder if Graham Mack for TFM will be reading this and think 'Hey I could use this for my Top 5 mission impossible list. New jobs for Katie!'
Anyway back to top whatever number it is of new jobs for Katie list. A baddie character on the WWE! |
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Jade Goody's pa.
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A baddie character on the WWE!
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I think Katie has Royal potential so she could work for Princess Anne as her stunt double, or possibly as Zara Philips new horse.
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There are lots of suitable places for Katie to work e.g.
- Marketing Authorisations Veterinary Information Service (MAVIS), - Mavis Craft of Bushey Herts for all your knitting needs (honestly - www.mavis-crafts.com) - Mobility Advice and Vehicle Information Service - Molecular Animation and VIsualization System - Multimedia Achitectures for Video, Image and Sound Or if she fancies a quiet academic life she can get at job at the Institute for Northern Studies at Leeds University. |
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There are lots of suitable places for Katie to work e.g.
- Marketing Authorisations Veterinary Information Service (MAVIS), - Mavis Craft of Bushey Herts for all your knitting needs (honestly - www.mavis-crafts.com) - Mobility Advice and Vehicle Information Service - Molecular Animation and VIsualization System - Multimedia Achitectures for Video, Image and Sound Or if she fancies a quiet academic life she can get at job at the Institute for Northern Studies at Leeds University. http://www.stilwell.co.uk/show_town.asp?Q=hc%7CL4212719 |
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She could be doing panto playing The Wicked Stepmother in Cinderella or the Evil Queen in Snow White And the Seven Dwarves.No acting skills required for these role.
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She could play a small part in a film remake of Jackie Collins 'The World Is Full Of Married Men'
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She could be doing panto playing The Wicked Stepmother in Cinderella or the Evil Queen in Snow White And the Seven Dwarves.No acting skills required for these role.
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She could play a small part in a film remake of Jackie Collins 'The World Is Full Of Married Men'
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As a Spitting Image puppet. With her rubbery features she would fit in nicely.
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