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Old 04-05-2003, 16:59
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Here are mine:

Angela's hair gets stuck in her sewing machine and get sewn onto a pair of knickers!

Rosie gets a good smack from Kevin!!!

Karen realises what a piece of filth Joe Carter really is and it ends up in a fight in the factory! (Karen starts it of course! )

David Platt gets run over by a car

Blanche's glasses fall into the fire as she tries to pick out Tracy's wedding ring (which has been in there for three months now!)

Ade steals a trolley from Freshco's, pretends to be Ken Barlow and wheels it about the place with Sarah Platt in it!

Fizz leaves her jacket on a heater in the flatt (duhh!) and the place bursts into flames!

What do you think?
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Old 04-05-2003, 17:15
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Nice!


Roy decides to have a sex change and changes his name to Rosemary (cos he works in the cafe and is big fan of herbs). He begins an affair with Norris and they run off to Weston-super-Mare.....to set up a chain of Rosemary's Cafe's

Audrey wakes up one morning sneezes twice and ends up in the salon...sneezes again and ends up in the corner shop.

Dev realises what a fool he's been and that sex isnt the be all and end all....decides to become a monk

Kevin insists that Sally has elocution lessons (from Ken who seems to teach everyone in the street) and she starts singing about the rain in spain falling mainly on the plain

Les and Janice get back together! (now that would be fairy storyline!)

Fed up with selling newspapers, magazines, and sweets Rita reopens the Cabin as a massage parlour..ahem...and enlists Bet, Angela and Eileen to help her...

Fred is offered the leading role in a live film version of The Adventures of Foghorn Leghorn because of his ability to speak like the cockerel, I say, speak like the cockerel

Gail wins the lottery and gives everyone all their money back before leaving with her kids for a life of riley in Rosamund Street.
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Old 04-05-2003, 17:19
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lol Funny! By the way, Simalo, I E-mailled you!
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Old 04-05-2003, 18:04
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Yes....i emailed you back
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Old 04-05-2003, 18:12
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And I just replied to that!

Getting a bit funny this innit!
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Old 06-05-2003, 16:52
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Joe Carter hears "the voice of the Mysterons" and is commited to the local asylum, where he is treated by The Nurse That Martin Platt Had The Affair With Who Later Became Phil Mitchell's Girlfriend In Eastenders.

Meanwhile, Phil, fresh from the set in Walford and unable to resist the possibility of working again with his former "Bird" (see above), accepts the job as new mechanic-in-charge working at Kevin's garage.

This is because Kevin drop-kicked Rosie Webster into the middle of next week for being such a precocious little ar5e, and is currently doing a five-stretch courtesy of Her Majesty.

Please continue the storyline - I am in danger of disappearing up my own
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Old 06-05-2003, 17:12
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lol at the Rosie one!
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Old 07-05-2003, 09:23
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Not that I've been thinking about this, but Sophie, traumatised by watching her father's imprisonment writes a song bemoaning child abuse (a la Suzanne Vega's "Luca") which Rosie releases with all profits going to Childline.

The publicity this creates causes Doctor Matt to resurface and start proceedings to win custody of Joshua on the basis that Ashley is an unfit father.

Fred, I say, Fred has a nervous breakdown and is nursed back to health by Shelley's mum. Hayley and Roy, realising that they'd got her all wrong and that in fact she's actually a very caring lady, invite her to live with them in a three-way love-fest.

Peter Barlow makes a fortune on the odds offered for which will be the first to conceive Roy's lovechild.
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Old 07-05-2003, 20:43
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Great ideas BUT when are we going to get some new Corrie Spoilers ........... PLEASE
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Old 09-05-2003, 08:39
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Originally posted by rebanne
Great ideas BUT when are we going to get some new Corrie Spoilers ........... PLEASE
Errr...you've lost me. This is supposed to be a thread for making them up.
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Old 09-05-2003, 08:59
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Quite. In fact I felt quite insulted!
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Old 09-05-2003, 09:23
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Why?
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Old 09-05-2003, 09:34
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Because she thought yours and hers were better than the real spoilers???
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Old 09-05-2003, 09:35
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I'm confused!
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Old 09-05-2003, 10:32
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Originally posted by Dreary
Errr...you've lost me. This is supposed to be a thread for making them up.
Why are you lost? rebanne was only asking about something that a lot of us want to know. When will the real spoilers be returning?
I find it hard to cope without my fix of Corrie spoilers.
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Old 09-05-2003, 11:34
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Good Grief - Hayley ditches that horrible red jacket she has worn since day 1, and wears something different!
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Old 09-05-2003, 11:55
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les has too much to drink and goes for a wee, and realises that the door to the toilet in the rovers situated in the wall next to the bar actually leads into ken barlows kitchen.


janice battersby get the zip replaced over her mouth and goes back to live with geoffrey and bungle.

tyrone gets offered a part in the next planet of the apes film due to the fact it would save them thousand of pounds in make up.
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Old 09-05-2003, 13:58
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les has too much to drink and goes for a wee, and realises that the door to the toilet in the rovers situated in the wall next to the bar actually leads into ken barlows kitchen.

janice battersby get the zip replaced over her mouth and goes back to live with geoffrey and bungle.

tyrone gets offered a part in the next planet of the apes film due to the fact it would save them thousand of pounds in make up.
Now, these are good spoilers!!!!
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Old 09-05-2003, 14:25
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They sure are! lol!
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