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Funny Song Titles(?)
Ivor Hardy
26-06-2007
Any song titles that make you smile?
'We Threw Gasoline On The Fire And Now We Have Stumps For Arms And No Eyebrows' by No FX makes me chuckle.
calais
26-06-2007
Country music was always self aware about it's song titles.
'How can I miss you if you won't go away'
And who were the group that lyrically claimed to have 'taken the O out of country'
And I almost forgot Nillsons 'Jesus Christ you're tall' - download it.
dodgygeeza
26-06-2007
Snow Patrol's "Get Balsamic Vinegar... Quick You Fool" has a certain ring to it. Or not.
irs.uk
27-06-2007
I'm told some of SFA's song titles are wryly amusing if you have a good handle of Welsh.
pumazooma
27-06-2007
Bobby Bare - Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goal Posts Of Life
Homer and Jethro - I've Got Tears In My Ears (from lying on my back in my bed while I cry over you)
Loretta Lynn & Conway Twitty - You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly
Cheruman
27-06-2007
U2 - Alex Descends Into Hell For A Bottle Of Milk
BrokenArrow
27-06-2007
I cheated and pinched these from the internet-

* There's a Place in Hell for me and My Friends (Morrisey)
* You Just Haven't Earned It Yet, Baby (The Smiths)
* Shoplifters of the World Unite (The Smiths)
* Bet She's Not Your Girlfriend (The Pet Shop Boys)
* We the Cats Shall Hep Ya (Cab Calloway)
* Nothing's Gonna Change My Clothes (They Might Be Giants)
* Youth Culture Killed My Dog (They Might Be Giants)
* I Love You But You're Boring (The Beautiful South)
* I Hate You But You're Interesting (The Beautiful South)
* Happy Death Theme (The Young Fresh Fellows)
* I Got My Mojo Working And I Thought You'd Like To Know (The Young Fresh Fellows)
* I Kicked A Boy (The Sundays)
* The Shoes of the Fisherman's Wife are some Jive-Ass Slippers (Charles Mingus)
* All The Things You Could Be By Now If Sigmund Freud's Wife Was Your Mother (Charles Mingus)
* Kicker Of Elves (Guided By Voices)
* Satan Gave Me A Taco (Beck)
* Kaboom!!! (from the Hunt for Red October Soundtrack)
* Come and Smash Me Said The Boy With The Magic Penis (Sonic Youth)
* A Short Reprise for Mary Todd, Who Went Insane, But for Very Good Reasons (Sufjan Stevens)
* To the Workers of the Rockford River Valley Region, I have an Idea Concerning Your Predicament, and it involves shoe string, a lavender garland, and twelve strong women (Sufjan Stevens)
* They Are Night Zombies!! They Are Neighbors!! They Have Come Back From the Dead!! Ahhhhh! (Sufjan Stevens)
beckic
27-06-2007
Just going through ma iTunes:

Sound effects and Overdramatics - The Used (well. It makes me giggle anyway!)
Bang a Gong (Get it On) - T-rex
It's not a fashion statement, Its a f****** Deathwish - My Chemical Romance
You Know what they do to guys like us in prison - MCR
Don't you Know who I think I am? - Fall out Boy ( )
I slept with someone in fall ot boy and all I got was this stupid song - fall out boy (again)
Devil's Haircut - Beck
Boiled Frogs - Alexisonfire
Wack! - Mindless self Indulgence
mr. mustard
27-06-2007
Several Species Of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together In A Cave And Grooving With A Pict - Pink Floyd
AveryKG
27-06-2007
Frank Zappa has some good ones. This lot are from one release alone, the '200 Motels' soundtrack...

"This Town is a Sealed Tuna Sandwich"
"She Painted Up Her Face"
"Half a Dozen Provocative Squats"
"Lucy's Seduction of a Bored Violinist and Postlude"
"I'm Stealing the Towels"
"Dental Hygiene Dilemma"
"Does This Kind of Life Look Interesting to You?"
"What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning?"
"A Nun Suit Painted on Some Old Boxes"
"Motorhead's Midnight Ranch"
"The Lad Searches the Night for His Newts"
"The Girl Wants to Fix Him Some Broth"
"Little Green Scratchy Sweaters and Corduroy Ponce"
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