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Old 29-06-2007, 17:01
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Good Evening Ladies and Gentlemen and Welcome to The Apprentice Awards 2007 – LIVE! And now to hand you to your host, Adrian Chiles!!

Adrian: Hello there, Good Evening. Welcome to you all at home and at your computer screens. This will be an exciting night! Without further or do, let me introduce the presenter of the Favourite Candidate Award, put your hands together for Miss Michelle Dewbury!!

**Michelle walks on, looking glamorous**

Michelle: Well, Hi. I must say I rather enjoyed my time working for Sir Alan. I was with him for about a month and then got pregnant by a fellow contestant and I’ve never seen him again! Well, having said that the nominee’s for the Favourite Candidate Award are:

Adam Hosker
Tre Azam
Kristina Grimes
Jadine Johnson

And the winner is…….

Kristina Grimes

**Kristina bounds up to the stage along with her son, Graham**

Kristina: Okay then! I can’t believe I have been given this... Award! My son and I are very proud of the Apprentice. But I did get offered a job by Sir Alan EVENTUALLY, but told him to shove it! Okay then! Thanks

---Michelle, Kristina and Graham exit---

Adrian: **Holds earpiece** that was a misread from Kristina there folks! She got offered a job by Sam Alan, owner of the Harrogate Waste Disposal Unit. Anyway... to present the Least Favourite Candidate Award, please welcome Big Brother bad woman, Jade Goody!

**Jade walks on to the Stage to rants of boos and hisses**

Jade: Its okay, I went to India! Everything is solved now. The nominee’s for Least Favourite Candidate are:

Paul Callaghan
Katie Hopkins
Ghazal Asif
Rory Laing

And the award goes to… if it’s not me...

The NEW TV Villain, Katie Hopkins

**Katie walks up to the stage**

Katie: Well, hmmph, I’d just like to say that I’ve been asked on I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here and Celebrity Big Brother, and I’ll make a million in a year so you’re the losers!

---Jade and Katie exit---

Adrian: She looks like a Camel more and more every day, doesn’t she? Onto the next Award, and to present the Favourite Task of the Series, comes the famous French Chef, Jean Christophe-Novelli!

**Jean walks on with an open necked shirt**

Jean: Thank youuu, without further or dooo, The nominee’s for Favourite Task of the Series are:

Sugar Rush (London Zoo)
The Sausage Saga (French Selling)
The 97 Pence Victory (Find the cheapest item
Selling on TV (TV Shopping)

And ze winner zis…..

Selling on TV (TV Shopping)

**Ideal presenters come to collect the award**

Ideal Presenter: Thanks for this; I’m glad we could help the Apprentice out! Thanks

---Jean and Ideal Presenters exit---

Adrian: Anybody would have thought they would have hired QVC….The next Award is for Most Suited Candidate, and to present the Award, the first series winner Tim Campbell!

**Tim enters to applause**

Tim: Hi there! Yes it’s me, most suited Candidate two years ago! The nominee’s for Most Suited Candidate are:

Kristina Grimes
Simon Ambrose
Katie Hopkins
Tre Azam

And the winner is….

Yes she’s done it again, Kristina Grimes

**Kristina bounds up to the front again**

Kristina: Okay then! Sorry, had to rush back. I think I left Graham by the Hot Dog stand… Anyway, thanks for this, it is really appreciated. Thanks a lot for all the voters!! Okay!

---Tim and Kristina exit---

Adrian: The poor kid! He should be in University, not playing around with hot dogs! The next award is for Favourite Aid to Sir Alan, and to present it is none other than himself, Sir Alan Sugar!

**Sir Alan enters to a standing ovation**

Sir Alan: Thank you, thank you. The nominee’s for Favourite Aid to Sir Alan are:

Nick Hewer
Margaret Mountford

And the winner is……..

MAGGIE! I mean, Margaret Mountford

**Margaret blushes a deep red as the walks onto the stage**

Margaret: Were not in private Sir Alan! Thanks to all of the voters, this really has made an old woman very happy!

---Sir Alan and Margaret exit hand in hand---

Adrian: Let the cat out of the bag there, eh? Moving swiftly on, the next Award is for Best Candidate Personality. And to present this award, the Best Personality I know around, Mr Graham Norton!

**Graham enters with a round of applause**

Graham: Thank you! Golly gosh, I didn’t know that Lohit was so gorgeous before I saw him backstage! Mmmm! The nominee’s for Best Candidate Personality are:

Tre Azam
Jadine Johnson
Katie Hopkins
Simon Ambrose

And the winner is….

Tre Azam

**Tre walks boldly onto the stage**

Tre: Wow, I never knew people actually liked me! I thought I’d be saying F*** O** to anybody who came near me! Thanks so F****** much!

---Graham runs off the stage, closely followed by Tre---

Adrian: I think that told Graham. The next category is Worst Candidate Personality, and to present it, a well known scratch artist, welcomes Phina Oruche!

**Phina enters, to a rant of hisses**

Phina: is it ‘cos I is black? The nominee’s for the Worst Candidate Personality are:

Rory Laing
Lohit Kalburgi
Katie Hopkins
Ghazal Asif
Tre Azam
Paul Callaghan

And the winner is……..

Ghazal Asif

**Ghazal walks boldly up to the stage**

Ghazal: Wie laddies, what’s happened? When I was sat there, I was like “I’ve got a good feeling about this!” and now, What on Earth!?! I’m gutted, I thought I had a positive personality…

---Phina and Ghazal exit---

Adrian: Be careful ladies and gentlemen, she bites! The next award is for Most Overrated Candidate, and to present it, please welcome the most overrated model on Reality Television, Sophie Anderton!

**Sophie enters glaring at Adrian**

Sophie: Oh god guys calm down! I’ve only been on Im A Celebrity, Cirque de Celebrite, Love Island and god knows what. Anyway, the nominee’s forMost Overrated Candidate are:

Simon Ambrose
Lohit Kalburgi
Katie Hopkins
Tre Azam

And the award goes to….

Simon Ambrose

**Simon reluctantly gets onto the stage**

Simon: Well, I said I’d work my cotton socks off, so what’s with this award? There were so many other Candidates, look at Katie and my baby brother Tre, who happens to be pregnant… so that’s another of Sir Alan’s workers gone because of the baby… Sorry Sir Alan!

---Sophie and Simon exit---

Adrian: God, there’s a lot of Bombshells tonight isn’t there? The next award is for Most Underrated Candidate, and to present it, the first Candidate to suffer from Sir Alan’s Boardroom, Andy Jackson!

**Andy enters along with the award**

Andy: I left a good, well paid job for this. I left my wife and kids behind, and to hear what “Andy, You’re Fired!!”? Disgrace, the nominee’s for Most Underrated Candidate are:

Naomi Lay
Lohit Kalburgi
Adam Hosker
Gerri Blackwood

And the winner is………..

Naomi Lay

**Naomi, beaming, enters the stage looking marvellous as usual**

Naomi: Wow, thanks a lot guys! I loved working with the Candidates and the show, just didn’t have a clue why I got fired when Simon was rubbish in the TV Shopping task? Anyway, Thanks. And WOOF! to all my Golden Retriever friends!

---Andy and Naomi exit---

Adrian: Awww, look at her hair! The next award is for Most Shocking Moment, and to present it welcome the Least Favourite Aid to Sir Alan, Nick Hewer!

**Nick enters, pulling one of his faces**

Nick: Enough said about that… The nominee’s for Most Shocking Award are:

Katie “Standing Down”
Simon Winning
Naomi being Fired
Katie getting into the Final

And the winner is……..

Simon Winning

**Simon runs out of the hall, crying.**

Nick: Oh well, one for my mantelpiece then!

---Nick exits, followed closely by security guards---

Adrian: Get him, Scott!! The final award is for Favourite BBC2: You’re Fired Moment! And to present it, it’s none other than myself! Mr. Adrian Chiles. The nominee’s for Favourite BBC2: You’re Fired Moment! are:

Katie .V. Michelle Mone
Katie’s Interview
Kristina’s Interview
Tre’s Best Bits
Kristina refusing to comment on Katie’s remarks
Katie squirming after nasty comments

And the winner is….

Katie .V. Michelle Mone

**Katie and Michelle start fighting in the aisle on the way up**

Michelle: Thanks wie voters! Now, time for me to run!

---Michelle runs away, closely followed by a screaming Katie---

Adrian: Thank you very much to all the Voters and everybody watching now, Have a good evening! And until next year, Goodnight!

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Old 29-06-2007, 17:14
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Bravo!

I think my invitation got lost in the post.
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Old 29-06-2007, 17:48
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Thanks very much for organising this lovely evening Kevnaldo. See you next year
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Old 29-06-2007, 18:32
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lol at Michelle Mone and Katie. Thanks Kevnaldo!
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Old 29-06-2007, 19:55
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At 55, I'm sure Maggie would object to being referred to as an old woman
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Old 29-06-2007, 20:00
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Thanks Kevenaldo
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Old 29-06-2007, 20:03
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No real surprises in the winners
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Old 30-06-2007, 12:15
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I agree with most of the decisions

And thanks Kevnaldo
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Old 30-06-2007, 20:17
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Well done i enjoyed that!
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Old 02-07-2007, 16:17
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Thanks for the effort of working it all out and typing this up. Good results.
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