You did remember to remove the juice from the pineapple before swallowing it, didn't you?

Vivid image, isn't it? And if you imagine something similar, only in reverse and lower down, you got something else to think about!

BBG

I've got the kettle on and clean towels ready, if thats any help

oh thank god a gentleman among us!!

Hamlet, have you anything for indigestion instead?

BBG, thats not nice, and I can't even cross my legs like I'm sure many of you are!!!!!!