Rumblytum,when you're pushing that block of concrete out, you wont care if he's a cross between Brad Pitt andGeorge Clooney or if he's gay, straight, pink or blue.
He'll still be male, and you'll hate every single one of them at that moment!

tally,

no truer word spoken!!!

Errr.... my brother Jason has met the final twelve contestants.

If you want names of them just PM me!

y can't ya post em ere? i'll tell you if they are legitimate if jacks on it!

ask Rumblytum!

Am stuck in my chair!!!!
will have to wait for hubby to help me up!

no Jack on the list!
am totally confused now!!!

post the list rumblytum.... its obv fake!

will pm you RL...........

Hey lady, you meant to be lying down...

she cud b on a laptop!

Don't I know it!!

I can't get up from this blasted chair!! have to wait for hubs to help but he's watching footie downstairs and can't hear my feeble wailing, have tried high pitched in order to alert dog but to no avail !!!

help!

i feel so helpless!

bang on the floor until its gonna smash thru! knock a few things down around ya! hannng innnn therrrreeee!

OI HUBS GET LOOKING AFTER YOUR LADY THIS MINUTE!!!!

you need to get a baby monitor a few weeks early!!

btw, the football has about five mins to go but it looks like it might go to penalties so you could have to hang in for 20 mins more!

I can't reach the floor!!!!!!

have nothing around to chuck and have my big Pooh slippers on so my feet don't bang! believe me have tried everything!

he'll be asleep knowing my flamin luck!!!!

I need a wee

Well it's bedtime for me so goodnight mum-to-be et al. I wonder if the BB HM-to-bes are having trouble sleeping. I wonder if they are allowed to get pissed whilst being imprisoned awaiting Friday... Ah well. G'night All.

:yawn:

i suggest u roll off the chair, and do a side roll all the way down the stairs and roll into ur living room with a dead sad face and you'll get all his attention!

That might get his attention but isn't the best idea for a heavily pregnant woman, not unless we want little Jack to make an early appearance!

nite nite Mac, see you tomorrow, bear in mind I could be here all night...........

sleep well Godmother xxx

side rolling - hmmmmmmmmm with a chair stuck to my ass?
could be tricky!!!!

You are in luck, Porto have just scored so it should be over in a couple of minute unless Celtic get one back! Lets hope so for your bladder's sake!

panic over! phew, my knight has saved me.

off to rest my weary bones....

night all

xxx

apparently someone called Neil Bowden's in there...
sounds familiar???