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The former fireman, who lost out to Brian Dowling last year, joked: "I'm a big believer in doing stuff when you are ready and taking your time.

I thought he lost out to Kate Lawler in the competition and Jade Goody and Alex Sibley in the money/fame stakes but there you go - easy mistake to make.

Well today I followed Alex onto MTV to get my fix....

Since he left the BB house he has led me down an extremely eclectic path. To strange places where normally I would fear to tread. Watching programmes, reading magazines and 'newspapers' that were previously totally outside my experience.....

My nerves are beginning to shred.... where will he pop up next? Please, please not Sky One!

I'm beginning to wonder if this is not one of Alex's little joke's... a la ... hiding under the bed. Hmmmm......

Fancy giving us a report on what he did on MTV ?

Like you it's unknown territory for me, I thought they played pop videos for the youngsters

It's not in my channel line-up even if I wanted to watch it. Neither is that Nickleodeon thing

Oh, come on Alex, stick to proper telly !!

It looks like Alex & the Sky One show is a cert.

They play pop videos for the hard of hearing, swing... .... in addition to various other progs for the younger music, movie, celebrity, fan, including animated stuff.

This week they have a 'Reality TV week' with various 'personalities' as guests.

Alex was subbing for one of the co presenters on the inter-programme links. He sparred quite well with the other chappy and took some calls from viewers. Thrown slightly when asked who he thought should be evicted this Friday. He said he couldn't remember them all yet, but words to the effect that if pushed - Anoushka, although there were also reasons to keep her in.

He also took the p*ss out of Justin Woodenpond's singing on several occasions.

He seemed relaxed and happy and had a new 'look' - he looked really great, gorgeous in fact! (ok, I realise that's a bit more than you wanted to know... heh, heh, heh)

What on earth are you talking about Eejay? Is this a wind up? OMG, mumble, mutter, choke, tremble, shake..... tell me it ain't so!

Thanks, Pedantic

As you know I follow Our Alex's career purely as a result of my interest in the sociological phenomena of "celebrity", which I keep a disinterested eye on in between my philosophical and scientific pursuits

Plus, he's the best !!

Flap, flap.....

Talking of which...In the horrendous Jades ghost written article in the NotW I recall her mocking contestants for living with their parents.......Now forgive me if I'm wrong but didn't Miss Goody live with her Mum?

Oh no, its COMPLETELY different when St Jadekins is involved, after all everything she does is sheer perfection and we should all be grateful to have the opportunity to bask in her radiance
Oh and I should add that when the blessed babba appears I shall be the first to follow yonder star and offer gifts of gold, frankincense and myrrh.
Mave
feeling jaundiced

The editor of Heat was on BBLB - he already seems to have Tanya pencilled in as "the new Jade"

Yep, mes. But that's only 'cos she couldn't afford a place of her own.... oh, and she luved her Mum and didn't want her to be on her own.... quite altruistic don't'cha think?

Jade now seems to have graduated to social philosopher. Her every word is drunken in as a pearl of wisdom by the tabloid sycophants. Reminds me a bit of of Eliza Doolittle's dad in My Fair Lady



PS. I am off Jade this week....

Was it definitely Tania he referred to? I can't understand what that statement means - will Tania strip to total nakedness if goaded by the HMs? I'm no fan of Tania but I bet she knows where East Anglia is, and how to pronounce it. So how is she the new Jade?

The Heat editor ISTM didn't have an clue about which HMs were doing what, and which ones are likely to be there at the end. Just like C4, in fact!

I thought that bloke was only the Assistant Editor of Heat. The great Mark Frith doesn't usually start personal appearances and punditry until there's some real kudos involved and he 'knows' how 'successful' this year's version of BB is likely to be....

Dermot asked him which HM was likely to be on the cover of Heat in a few months/ a years time

He thought Tanya was most likely

By "the next Jade" he meant the girl ( I guess it would be a girl ? ) who will replace Jade as his mags cover girl, nothing to do with her performance in the house.

A little snippet from the gossip column of today's London Metro, written by Neil Sean -:

Be scared. Big Brother winner and RI:SE TV presenter Kate Lawler is planning an acting career. She told a pal : " I would love to be as big and good as Dame Judi Dench. I know I can do it if I put my mind to it "


I think Our Katie would be a great actress. It would help if that Shakespeare or Ibsen would include more "spontaneous falling down " scenes in their plays. You can just imagine her in the Scottish play, stirring that boiling cauldron full of soiled knickers, hubble bubble, toilet trouble.

What do you mean 'would be'?

Alex will be on Celebdaq tonight, Fri. 30th May, at 10.30pm BBC3

Thx Anon.

Jade's lover, Jeff Brazier, has allegedly been caught playing away with a blonde ! Miss Lindsey Peel has no doubt received a handsome fee for this.

I guess we will need to buy the People for the full story but there is a little bit here......

Hotel Room Romp !!!

Just found the full story !

Jeff's Romp !!! Full Story Here !!!

I feel bad for Jade if that's true. but I've always thought Jeff was dodgy right back to when he was on Shipwrecked.

I think it is very likely to be true as it goes into a lot of detail, referring to dates, times, other witnesses etc.

Poor Jade. But on the bright side, at least they're not married so she won't have to pay him handsomely to get rid of him. Give him the boot girl and thank your lucky stars you found out sooner rather than later. :sleep:

And remember, there are still nice guys out there. Who is that really gorgeous guy............lovely personality as well.........oh, what's his name?

Oh yes, I remember now...................its Alex.

Sorry to disappoint you Darling but Alex has left the TV building...................and the lights have been turned off.